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Song Parodies -> "Toss Her A Salad"
Original Song Title:
"Tell Her About It"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Billy Joel
Parody Song Title:
"Toss Her A Salad"
Parody Written by:
Jack Wilson
The Lyrics
My first parody of this song
Listen, boy
Don't want to see you
Running out and out of dates
I know you cant just
Think of any more ideas
For you next few dates
She's a real nice girl
She's just loves to eat food
But which restraunt would you two go to?
Oh, listen, boy
I'm sure that you know
You both like those hamburgers
You both like a hot dog and fries
With ketchup and mustard too
You both might like
Food that is all green
Like lettuce or basil
So Ill just let you know
Toss her a salad
With lettuce and some cheese
And then some tomatoes
Eggplant, carrots, bacon too
Toss her a salad
Dont get dressing on her jeans
You will both enjoy it
I can say that its for real
Listen, boy
You can literally
A certain guarantee
Toss a bowl right at her
You might both break up
And I know you wont like that
When you have salad
Have some ranch dressing on it too
And lettuce and basil are good for the greens
Toss her a salad
Let her know how much you care
You both love to eat food
She will love some salad there
Toss her a salad
Maybe with some BLT
You know that's bacon
With tomato and lettuce
But Ill tell ya though
Don't overheat it ,no
Just because you haven't
Gets too hot if you
Cook it for too long
Im sure that she will just love everything
Youll both love it till it is all gone
Listen, boy
It's good for a date when
You have salad on a plate
Just a bite or two
It will get to you
That its really good, even if its in a bowl
You both will have big forks
And also two big spoons
But a meal like that
Is sure to satisfy you
Toss her a salad
With lettuce and some cheese
And then some tomatoes
Eggplant, carrots, bacon too
Toss her a salad
Dont get dressing on her jeans
You will both enjoy it
I can say that its for real
Toss her a salad
With lettuce and some cheese right now
Toss her a salad
The girl don't want to wait too long
You got to toss her a salad
Tell her now
You'll both enjoy it
You got to toss her salad
Before it gets too late you've got to toss her salad
Don't want to see you
Running out and out of dates
I know you cant just
Think of any more ideas
For you next few dates
She's a real nice girl
She's just loves to eat food
But which restraunt would you two go to?
Oh, listen, boy
I'm sure that you know
You both like those hamburgers
You both like a hot dog and fries
With ketchup and mustard too
You both might like
Food that is all green
Like lettuce or basil
So Ill just let you know
Toss her a salad
With lettuce and some cheese
And then some tomatoes
Eggplant, carrots, bacon too
Toss her a salad
Dont get dressing on her jeans
You will both enjoy it
I can say that its for real
Listen, boy
You can literally
A certain guarantee
Toss a bowl right at her
You might both break up
And I know you wont like that
When you have salad
Have some ranch dressing on it too
And lettuce and basil are good for the greens
Toss her a salad
Let her know how much you care
You both love to eat food
She will love some salad there
Toss her a salad
Maybe with some BLT
You know that's bacon
With tomato and lettuce
But Ill tell ya though
Don't overheat it ,no
Just because you haven't
Gets too hot if you
Cook it for too long
Im sure that she will just love everything
Youll both love it till it is all gone
Listen, boy
It's good for a date when
You have salad on a plate
Just a bite or two
It will get to you
That its really good, even if its in a bowl
You both will have big forks
And also two big spoons
But a meal like that
Is sure to satisfy you
Toss her a salad
With lettuce and some cheese
And then some tomatoes
Eggplant, carrots, bacon too
Toss her a salad
Dont get dressing on her jeans
You will both enjoy it
I can say that its for real
Toss her a salad
With lettuce and some cheese right now
Toss her a salad
The girl don't want to wait too long
You got to toss her a salad
Tell her now
You'll both enjoy it
You got to toss her salad
Before it gets too late you've got to toss her salad
2004 Jack Wilson
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LOL... good double entendres...
This is a good one, Jack...5's...
Ha! Jack Wilson's secret techniques for pleasing women! 5-5-5
Thanks MrMacPhisto, Paul and Johnny!!!
Are You Jackie Wilson Back From The Dead?
I aught to sing this song to some guys I know!!!!
(FOOD) Get yer greens here.
(FOOD) Good one Jack, I'm fresh out of salad so I'm tossin' you some 5s.
(FOOD) I tried this nutritious advice, but she said I was too green. "big forks...big spoons...dressing on her jeans" ha! This parody turned me vegetarian! 555
(FOOD) Good one. 5's
(FOOD) Glad you didn't go for "Toss in her salad" Jack - nice one - 555
(Food) See above!
For some reason the boards are down so I havent voted on the food thing yet
(FOOD) - Excellent job here, Jack. 5's. The "Messageboard" section still appears to be down at this time (5:50 pm, Pacific Standard Time). That being the case I propose an extension on the Food Parody Contest Voting Deadline, since some folks have not been able to vote yet (including me...). Since we don't have another round of this particular parody topic to schedule presently there should be no real problem in doing that. I propose extending it until this coming Friday night, Nov. 19th, 11:59 pm, Pacific Standard Time just in case the Messageboard is down more than just today...
FOOD - Hey! there's no erotica in this! Oh toss HER a salad. not toss her salad. stupid, horny me.
Very good job!
Thanks Paul, Saider and Jeff and everyone else who commented!
(ABC3) see above. This one, upon further reflection, seems rather tossed together.
(ABC3-T) Good parody of a bad subject. Blech...rabbit food. :-)
This idea must have been tossed around awhile (lol).---MM
ABC - Good
Good and Healthy
(ABC3-T) A couple of missed rhymes from what I can recall from the OS, but great pacing and funny story.
(ABC3T) I thought this was excellent Jack. Well done.
(ABC) *ducks from salads being tossed* Yeah, the pacing's kinda off, and you missed a lot of the rhymes, but being that this is a three-year-old parody, Jack, it only shows how much you've come since then.
(ABC) What Johnny D said!
(ABC3T) see above - wow, this reads so like the OS, Jack, it's quite amazing - not hilarious but clever
(ABC3T) What Cat said. 444
(ABC3T) What Cat said (again) This was OK, but you're a MUCH better writer now, Jack! 444
(ABC3-T) What Cat said (is there an echo in here?...), and what Saider E said. Not bad. 4s.
ABC...this had a lot of lines that made me smile, Jack...you know I'm always up for a parody filled with dating advice...=)
Vintage Jack Wilson! Nice job with this, I love Billy Joel songs. You've definitely improved over the last few years, but this was done well even back then!
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