Woah, oh, oh, oh, It's wady-hunting time
Woah, oh, oh, oh, It's wady-hunting...

I'll go walking on the town tonight
Wadies to the weft and to the wight
I'll twy to tell her
'Spend a night with big, old Elmer'
I'm happy when it's wady-hunting time

I got jeawous how much Porky porked
Foghorn fwogged more chicks than I could fork
Now this stud's budding
Wet me show you Elmer Fudding
I wove it when it's wady-hunting time

Woah, oh, oh, oh, It's wady-hunting time
Woah, oh, oh, oh, It's wady-hunting...

I once wasted time on wabbit twacks
But now all the wabbits can wewax
Can't catch Bugs Bunny
Now I chase a diffewent honey
It's so much fun at wady-hunting time

Baby, this is where you bewong
I'll sewenade you
With wythme and song
Well, I guess I can't make you stay
(But) you heard Marvin Gaye
He said 'wet's get it on' now

Wadies think I wook so innocent
And they dig the speech impediment
Be vewwy quiet
Pwetty soon you'll scweam and cwy it
I've gwown to wove this wady-hunting time

Nature bwessed me and I give thanks
I pwomise you now
I'm not shooting bwanks
I must know the woman that you are
You're wonderful so far
And it more that I gwope for

Sometimes she'll still ask me "What's up, Doc?"
Here's a cwue, there's onwy one in stock
It's not a wooster
But I used it when I goosed 'er
I'm so wucky when it's wady-hunting time

Woah, oh, oh, oh, It's wady-hunting time
Woah, oh, oh, oh, It's wady-hunting time
(Elmer's signature laugh occurs in scattered intervals in the background)
Woah, oh, oh, oh, It's wady-hunting time
Woah, oh, oh, oh, It's wady-hunting time

Porky:
"It's so much fun to get l-l-lay, l-l-lay, l-l-l... to meet women.