Denture cleaners takes out stains, baking soda brightens greys.
Three big hampers sorts out colors, pile up those clothes
Fabric softner dries up quicker, use the the Windex or some liquor
Spit-up stains, marker stains, get rid of those.
Push the button, turn the knob, set the timing, turn it on,
What clothes? Knits and whites. And the colors go next time.
Wait an hour for drying, your white shirt just turned green.
I don't know if I set it for a long time.

We didn't break the dryer
The clothes started burning
When the wheels' stopped turning
We didn't break the dryer
No I didn't break it,
Though my clothes are baking.

Use the washer before you dry, whites, darks, or tye-dyes
Tom Hillfiger, red or yellow, corny toe socks.
Black jeans, plaid shirts, they are stained with blood and dirt.
After soaking the clothes, turn the dryer to on.
Starter jackets, polyester, Missie skipped a whole semester,
Guess we'll clean with peroxide, now her panties are tye-dyed.

Black socks are now white, white t-shirts are black as night.
Smell of fire, I'm so tired, trouble in the dryer.

We didn't break the dryer
The clothes started burning
When the wheels' stopped turning
We didn't break the dryer
No I didn't break it,
Though my clothes are baking.

Little rock stuck in back on my mantle, and my pants.
Hey Chuck, I won't lie, your clothes haven't started to dry
Len just pushed "Touch up Knits", that's what must have broke it.
Mommy's home, run and hide, face her or choose suicide
I ain't jolly, have no shirts, spam junkie is very hurt.
Warped-out shoes, oh no, dryer's still a no-go
Hey dude, please help me, start the dryer turn up the heat.
Chubby Checker style clothes, the color of a mango.

We didn't break the dryer
The clothes started burning
When the wheels' stopped turning
We didn't break the dryer
No I didn't break it,
Though my clothes are baking.

Stain Away, Mr. Clean, socks from the year '93
Khakis, denim, baggy pants are very in.
Drying hurts my cranium, Second hand-store mania.
Old shoes, old suits, I just got some Dickey boots.
Another minute till' the next load with Ms. Lewinski's dress.
Stained with white, out of sight, this is what happens on my night.

We didn't break the dryer
The clothes started burning
When the wheels' stopped turning
We didn't break the dryer
No I didn't break it,
Though my clothes are baking.

Heat control is no cinch, drying clothes is such a *****.
Len's cheers ain't clear. Why the heck am I right here?
Supplement, Permanent, Fluffy cotton, horror on the clothesline.
I broke the dryer down again, at least this ain't Afghanistan

Hope my fortune's looking bright, I will reap mom's homicide.
Dirty vests, hair from pets, kids, cats, or your friends
Dryer sheets are now on sale, all my whites still look so pale
These are all my laundry bores, I can't take it anymore

We didn't break the dryer
The clothes started burning
When the wheels' stopped turning
We didn't break the dryer
But when we return
Will it always still burn, and burn, and burn, and burn...


We didn't break the dryer
The clothes started burning
When the wheels' stopped turning
We didn't break the dryer
No I didn't break it,
Though my clothes are baking.
We didn't break the dryer
The clothes started burning
When the wheels' stopped turning
We didn't break the dryer
No I didn't break it,
Though my clothes are baking.
We didn't break the dryer
The clothes started burning
When the wheels' stopped turning
We didn't.