(instrumental & vocal group intro)

Upstairs girl!
She's been living in her upstairs world.
I wonder if she'd like a downstairs guy.
I like the chance to go and tell her why.

I'm gonna try
for an upstairs girl!
Went downstairs and gave that chick a whirl.
I heard her playing music through the floor.
I felt her dancing, wanted to feel more.
Wanted to score!

But when I asked her
the knock's on the pi-yi-yipe!
She got so frantic
'bout romantic tri-yi-yipe!

She said no, well, that's so tough.
But so what, I'm in love
with the upstairs girl!
She's so hot it makes my toesies curl.
I heard her arguing with such a noise
when she kicked to the curb her upstairs boy.
I jumped for joy!

(vocal group bridge)

Upstairs girl!
Compared to downstairs, she must be a pearl.
Maybe today I'm gonna make the sale
at postal box, we'll chat and I won't fail.
Yeah, she's got male.

And we'll be clicking
she's licking her stah-yeah-yamp!
And then we'll walk up
she'll talk up this chah-yeah-yamp!

Yeah, she'll show me that she cares
make out on the
fire stairs!
With the upstairs girl!
All her lovin' she will soon unfurl!
Be making up for my lost time and goofs!
My loneliness will soon be going POOF!
Up on the roof!

(vocal group bridge)

Upstairs girl!
She's my upstairs girl!
Well, don't you know I'm in love with an
Upstairs girl!
My upstairs girl!
Well, don't you know I'm in love with an
Upstairs girl!
My upstairs girl!
Well, don't you know I'm in love with an
Upstairs girl!
My upstairs girl!
(repeat 'til fade)