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Song Parodies -> "Hillary is Such a Liar"
Original Song Title:
"We Didn't Light the Fire"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Billy Joel
Parody Song Title:
"Hillary is Such a Liar"
Parody Written by:
Mike Littoris
The Lyrics
On the next Election day, to my God I will pray
Someone else will win and she just fades away
The Demo party I’m startin’ to hate, her and her vision
Mama Mia, hey I’ll see ya, off to Canada I go
Icebergs, in the cold, I am crazy I am told
brand name say goodbye, stick a needle in my eye
Executive power, is unclean, US crown’s her first queen
Fiasco, liberal, insanity say hello
Hillary is such a liar
Now we’re learning
her position keeps turning
Hillary is such a liar
Spending on credit
Need cash please send it
Bills are stallin’, Power Ballin’, phone’s shut off, plea’s met with a scoff,
Just a feller, hiding in the cellar, at the door is a cop
Come on you moron, she’s the one that you voted on
Steering a ship of fools, go on draw your Glock
Sleeping? Must have been, wake me from this awful dream
On the docket with her plan, like Hillary in Wonderland
Hillary is a pest, got small boobies on her chest
Save face, put men in their place, work 2 jobs with no rest
Hillary is such a liar
Tax takes all we’re earning
becomes quite concerning
Hillary is such a liar
Buy it and they’ll tax it
It’s liberal bullsh!t
Little Rock, please go back, can’t someone cut me slack
Without a prick, she’s no guy, wish she would f*cking die
Lesbian, you’ve been called, all guys think you got balls
Fair weather, on my side, she is Frankenstein's bride
Hollow skull that is hers, spank the monkey, thar she blows
Low she stoops, a castrator, Bill says No! No!
On You Tube she will be, naked with Ted Kennedy
Hen pecker, psycho, creating bad Mojo
Hillary is such a liar
Now we’re learning
the screw she keeps turning
I will never retire
Spending on debit
How dare she defend it
Far away, from men, no strange for her husband
Election Day is comin’, Hillary’s invasion
On her inner labia, I hear is Chlamydia
I can’t help but wonder when, she’ll do time in the pen
She and Bill having sex, like watching as a car wrecks
All will say, a four year stay, puts us in an early grave
Hillary is such a liar
Her idea’s we’re spurning
Glad she won’t be cloning
Hillary must be higher
Roll a doobie and lit it
Handed to her she hit it
Birth control, Hoochee Mama, she’s in bed with Obama
Bloodshot, worthless stock, is my lot, on this rock
Beggin’ for Reagan, in no time, standing in a breadline
I told ya when she ran, wussies won’t take a stand
Lost a fortune, and my hide, I considered suicide
Deep in debt, with regret, entitlements I won't get
Academic is the score, US under martial law
Now fighting a holy war, I can't take it anymore
Hillary is on a pyre
To see it we’re yearning
On a stake she’s burning
Hillary is now on fire
No we didn’t light it
No one willing to fight it
Someone else will win and she just fades away
The Demo party I’m startin’ to hate, her and her vision
Mama Mia, hey I’ll see ya, off to Canada I go
Icebergs, in the cold, I am crazy I am told
brand name say goodbye, stick a needle in my eye
Executive power, is unclean, US crown’s her first queen
Fiasco, liberal, insanity say hello
Hillary is such a liar
Now we’re learning
her position keeps turning
Hillary is such a liar
Spending on credit
Need cash please send it
Bills are stallin’, Power Ballin’, phone’s shut off, plea’s met with a scoff,
Just a feller, hiding in the cellar, at the door is a cop
Come on you moron, she’s the one that you voted on
Steering a ship of fools, go on draw your Glock
Sleeping? Must have been, wake me from this awful dream
On the docket with her plan, like Hillary in Wonderland
Hillary is a pest, got small boobies on her chest
Save face, put men in their place, work 2 jobs with no rest
Hillary is such a liar
Tax takes all we’re earning
becomes quite concerning
Hillary is such a liar
Buy it and they’ll tax it
It’s liberal bullsh!t
Little Rock, please go back, can’t someone cut me slack
Without a prick, she’s no guy, wish she would f*cking die
Lesbian, you’ve been called, all guys think you got balls
Fair weather, on my side, she is Frankenstein's bride
Hollow skull that is hers, spank the monkey, thar she blows
Low she stoops, a castrator, Bill says No! No!
On You Tube she will be, naked with Ted Kennedy
Hen pecker, psycho, creating bad Mojo
Hillary is such a liar
Now we’re learning
the screw she keeps turning
I will never retire
Spending on debit
How dare she defend it
Far away, from men, no strange for her husband
Election Day is comin’, Hillary’s invasion
On her inner labia, I hear is Chlamydia
I can’t help but wonder when, she’ll do time in the pen
She and Bill having sex, like watching as a car wrecks
All will say, a four year stay, puts us in an early grave
Hillary is such a liar
Her idea’s we’re spurning
Glad she won’t be cloning
Hillary must be higher
Roll a doobie and lit it
Handed to her she hit it
Birth control, Hoochee Mama, she’s in bed with Obama
Bloodshot, worthless stock, is my lot, on this rock
Beggin’ for Reagan, in no time, standing in a breadline
I told ya when she ran, wussies won’t take a stand
Lost a fortune, and my hide, I considered suicide
Deep in debt, with regret, entitlements I won't get
Academic is the score, US under martial law
Now fighting a holy war, I can't take it anymore
Hillary is on a pyre
To see it we’re yearning
On a stake she’s burning
Hillary is now on fire
No we didn’t light it
No one willing to fight it
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Great song - maybe I should send this song to the RNC to use as their theme song. Heaven help this country if Hilbill is elected.
Like All Anti-Dem parodies it seems, this one doesn't pace worth the a crap. "off to Canada I go", we won't miss you, but unfortunately when you realize they are far more liberal than America (support Gay marriage, pays for health care, etc) you'll come back. "Buy it and they’ll tax it It’s liberal bulls***" and the war on Iraq we are paying for or the many "get tough" laws that do nothing to prevent crime that are coming out of our pockets will just pay for themselves, America would rather be in debt--you ca't have it both ways. "She and Bill having sex, like watching as a car wrecks" Too vivid of an imagination, and it'd be much better than watch George and Laura. "Hillary is such a liar" so you and a bunch of cons keep saying, but never why (yet it's your senators that keep getting caught in compromising situations like Idaho Restrooms and White House Paige emails--who's the liar?). "Birth control, Hoochee Mama, she’s in bed with Obama" You are really quite stupid if you believe that, they are rivals and do not support each other any more than McCain gets along with Guiliani. "No one willing to fight it" you are wrong there. "Now fighting a holy war, I can't take it anymore" No, there is nothing holy about the war America is in, and the Democrats have nothing planned to fight the war I think you are referring to because they rarely do anything radical like you Republicans. I actually don't like either party, but your lies make me sick. Doesn't Pace (1), As Funny as my Pubic Hairs (1), and Overall-it bombs (1)
Hey Gay A-hole, it's just a stupid parody. Lighten up. I'll base my next parody on religion so that I cover all the bases. Or if it will make you feel better, how about a parody that lampoons Bush? Left or Right, all politicians are liars and only interested in getting re-elected. Maybe a parody bashing heterosexuals, followed by one bashing homosexuals, finally one extolling the virtues of being asexual. As far as the pacing goes it is right on. Maybe you should buy a metronome for your lover so you guys can ...ugh ahhh. n'sync.
Thats ok, Mike. He slammed me because I used Rush's contraction of Al Gores name (Algore). The lefties like to serve it but that wont eat it. See my anti-Hillary (hopefully to be posted by 10/22) to the tune of The Bi**h is Back (Elton John)
Believe it or not. . .I have bashed anti-rep parodies too if they don't state truths, I have given praise where necessary. I don't want to bash Heterosexuals any more than I would bash Homosexuals. . .although I do wish I was asexual, that'd be fantastic. I still disagree on pacing. . .
Pacing is about a 2 or 3, not any better, but not a 1. As a singer and musician, I know pacing, and this is not very good. Humor is average at best...very little satire or sarcasm. Not a bad attempt, but needs mucho work to be good.
Aside from the first verse and the choruses being pretty off, the rest of the song has pretty decent pacing. No, it doesn't scan effortlessly over the song, nor should it really - "We Didn't Start The Fire" has utterly whacked out pacing, so one could take huge liberties with that and still have something quite singable. There are numerous good word subs, and this also deserves special merit for taking an awful list song and making it story telling, which is something very few people can or have done. Voted 454 yesteday.
Thanks Red Ant. I appreciate the thought put into your comment. Yep the first verse and 1 other don't hit the pacing mark.Listening to the original over and over I found it didn't pace too well either.
Mike, I commend your initiative, as I am currently working on a parody of the same song. It's definitley a challege, as your theme must remain consistant and the pace is hard to build within. Don't worry about The Gay Voice, He's just probably put off by the fact that your "surname" rhymes with "Clitoris".
Anyway, the pace was a little off in some spots but I'll vote 444 for just trying it. Good theme and follow through, by the way. Kudos!
I couldn't give this a triple-one, just because it's hard to do. So I gave it a triple-two. You typical right-winger, you're so blinded by your hatred for all things liberal, you didn't even get the title of the original song right! The pacing was WAY off. The jokes are tired: I know, the name Kennedy is in the original song, but you're probably not old enough to remember when Ted was in any scandals. Most of the sex scandals that started after the Lewinsky story broke in January 1998 have been Republican. Finally... If Hillary does only as well as Bill did, it might be just enough to get us out of the mess Bush left her, which is much bigger than the mess his daddy left her husband.
You are absolutely right. I never thought about it that way before. All this time wasted....I've been so misguided.
Like most anti-democratis, you seem to not know the definition of "liberal" and use it as an insult. Dictionary.com, use it. "favorable to progress or reform" and "open-minded" were not bad qualities last time I checked. The pacing's off, and while there were a couple funny lines, overall not very impressive. More satire and sarcasm, less dumb sex jokes please.
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