The Lyrics
Fellowship and funnelling
French frie, fingerling
Frontline, fountain, falter, fiddle, floozy and forgo
Flabbergasted, fisted, fusion
Focus, fester, freaky, fission
Firecracker, firefighter, fortunate and flow
Furthermore F-words
Faraway, fan and fiords
Funky, ferret, fling and fly, fondle, fetcher, flatulence
Finger, flower, foreseen
Franciscaners, fourteen
Farsi, filo, flipper, fall flat, flyswatters and foes/friends
I didn't use the F-word
Did you feel annoyed at how that one's avoided?
I didn't use the F-word
I'll go on without it, you won't hear me shout it
Footrace, fallen, fallacy
Faster, feble, franchisee
Fortuneteller, freeload, fellow, floating, fry, frock
Flintstone, foe, firsthand
Fettuccine, Finland
Feeding, fleeing, frat, file, found and flock
Feel, fine, females
Fahrenheit and fading/fails
Fragile, frogs and Floridans, ferment, flapjacks, falsifies
Free, four, ferryman
Freshwater and freshman
Face-to-face, fireplace, fumble, forget, fruit, flies
I didn't use the F-word
It was effing tempting as the store was emptying
I didn't use the F-word
As four letters' going, on the line I'm toing
Floating, flick, forestland
Flagellated, freehand
FUBAR, F.Y.I, F.C.C and F.B.I
Flatulent and firewall
Flu, flamingo, fastball
Fox, feather, fungicide, formal and formaldehyde
Faddy, folly, fence, fear
This song has no rhyme here
BJ missed, oh-oh, but it has one now though
Few, flue, frequency
Flamboyant and flibberti-
gibbet, flicker, forlorn, Fibonacci, firstborn
I didn't use the F-word
But it's growing harder, can I keep the ardour?
I didn't use the F-word
Sure I will not use it, lest I must produce it!
Firefly, fake, frown
Frankenstein, facedown
Fillings, foton, feebleminded, fragrance
Fungus, first and formula
Foetus, fruit and fibula
Foal, fizz, flightplan, fisting, feat, flattering
Fife, fault, farting, fumes
Filksong, fee, finesse and flumes
Frost and fresh, foam and fort, why is this verse three lines short?
I didn't use the F-word
I will spare you aural-ly from what's not moral
I didn't use the F-word
Where's that darn thesaurus? I'll mess up this chorus!
Furniture, freelancing
Flabbergasted (once again!)
Foul, fate, forfeit, flagstaff, fingerplate,
Farewell, foretell, francophile
Flummoxed, freckles, fertile
Frappuccino, fork and fun, fogless, fakir, freeman
Freewheel, fortune, foxy, fried
Fuzzy, fetal, fluoride
Foreign, frets, frivolous, fades, flap, fervent, floss
Filipinos, fortyfour
Flagellants and filthy floors
Gee, what is this song good for!
I can't do this anymore!!!
Eff! I must use the F-word!
Guess I had it coming, since I started humming
Effff! I must use the F-word!
Though my safe is cheap
It will now be (bleep)
and (bleep)
and (bleep)
and (bleep)
and (bleep)
and (bleep)
and (bleep)
and (bleep)
Eff! must use the F-word!
And I'll keep on using as my muse is oozing
Effff! I must use the F-word!
I've been good at heaping so I'll keep on bleeping
Effff! I must use the F-word!
Now I've lost the battle, might just keep on rattle
Effff! I must use the F-word!
It was (bleep, bleep) boring, now it's (bleep, bleep) pouring