-> "The Strongest Crime"
Original Song Title:
"The Longest Time"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"The Strongest Crime"
The Lyrics
Oh, oh, oh, no,
For the strongest crime
Oh, oh, oh
For the strongest
See them dead wise guys who lost the fight,
We can't chill they're manic "Lefty's" right.
Where's "Nelse's" "ice crew"?
They went and fired at you,
Must stop this scrappin' for the strongest crime.
One guy shot at "Incident" [1] slow drawn,
He will miss his penis now it's gone.
That's where the round be,
He was shot by arms profoundly,
He lost his men's-ware yes he lost his vine.
Oh, oh, oh, no
For the strongest crime
Oh, oh, oh
For the strongest
Hit Joe's boys they're gearing for a brawl,
Hope they paid their medical this fall.
Oh how we'll bleed you,
They'll be like bleeded meat stew,
'Cause we're the fam'ly with the strongest crime.
"Baby Fist" got blasted on his dong,
And he squealed to heights,
Could break a glass bong.
They be have him doping real hard,
His johnson's ajar.
Started war now his ropes sore.
There goes "Frankie Furter" to the john,
They be sees him charry dead and gone.
We called on "Matches"
He lit up real nice the hatch pit.
Frankie the furter got scorched like rib prime.
Then in seconds shots they did start,
I heard someone yelp,
Shot one through the heart.
Then I saw the "Who Man" stop the car,
He wondered in a bar,
He bit more than he doped for.
We won't spare these cons; we'll quench this thing,
'Cause we got the tools for pester-dings.
It was their so bad,
These dinks we shot to hell at,
We contend us bold few do the strongest crime.
Oh, oh, oh, no,
We're the strongest...
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