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Song Parodies -> "Fresca"
Original Song Title:
"Pressure"
Original Performer:
Billy Joel
Parody Song Title:
"Fresca"
Parody Written by:
zvoidx
The Lyrics
You have to learn to taste and belch
Fresca!
It’s not like every bubbly seltz
Fresca!
You’ve only had to glug Coke tar, no good
But you will come to a case
Where the only thing you zeal
Are soda cans in your face
And you'll have to meal with
Fresca!
You used to maul three Almond Joy
Fresca!
But eatin’ tooth cannot avoid
Fresca!
You turned the tap glass into your food aid
Now here you are with your fate
Nutra-Sweetened can of Slice
You have Mars Bars in your face
And you cannot sample
Fresca!
Salt-prone grub and no way to soak
Sprite done, Sprite through
What goo you chose?
All your life is flattened Pepsi
Shasta is cheap
What is thirsty?
(I'll tell you what‘s thirsty)
Fresca!
Fresca!
Don’t bask in Welch
You’ll fall and moan
Fresca!
You’ll have to chance it, get your own
Fresca!
I’m sure you have some Nesquik and some milk
But here you are in July
Humid out and steamin’ hot
Nowhere to put but inside
Where we all be on to
Fresca!
Hmmm…Fresca!
All your life is diet iced tea
I drink it too
What is thirsty?
FRESCA!
I’m sure you have some Nesquik and some milk
But here you are with your fate
Nutra-Sweetened can of Slice
You have Mars Bars in your face
And you cannot sample
Fresca!
Hmmm…Fresca!
Fresca!
Run-to-the-store
Fresca!
Fresca!
It’s not like every bubbly seltz
Fresca!
You’ve only had to glug Coke tar, no good
But you will come to a case
Where the only thing you zeal
Are soda cans in your face
And you'll have to meal with
Fresca!
You used to maul three Almond Joy
Fresca!
But eatin’ tooth cannot avoid
Fresca!
You turned the tap glass into your food aid
Now here you are with your fate
Nutra-Sweetened can of Slice
You have Mars Bars in your face
And you cannot sample
Fresca!
Salt-prone grub and no way to soak
Sprite done, Sprite through
What goo you chose?
All your life is flattened Pepsi
Shasta is cheap
What is thirsty?
(I'll tell you what‘s thirsty)
Fresca!
Fresca!
Don’t bask in Welch
You’ll fall and moan
Fresca!
You’ll have to chance it, get your own
Fresca!
I’m sure you have some Nesquik and some milk
But here you are in July
Humid out and steamin’ hot
Nowhere to put but inside
Where we all be on to
Fresca!
Hmmm…Fresca!
All your life is diet iced tea
I drink it too
What is thirsty?
FRESCA!
I’m sure you have some Nesquik and some milk
But here you are with your fate
Nutra-Sweetened can of Slice
You have Mars Bars in your face
And you cannot sample
Fresca!
Hmmm…Fresca!
Fresca!
Run-to-the-store
Fresca!
©2008 M. O’Neill
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I dislike today's "flat, chemically sweet' sodas! Even ~Sprite~ no longer tastes sprite! There is no 'kick' to these drinks. Sometimes I'll surrender, and buy a Schepps' Ginger Ale. Someone could make a good retirement, if they could revive that salty,burning taste!
I love Fresca! I also like Canada Dry's new green tea ginger ale.
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