The Lyrics
Oh, oh, oh, oh, go slow, Bro', ... No "no", no, go low ... low ... low....
Downtown, girl?
I've been giving her a downtown whirl
I'll bet she's never had a backdoor guy
I make her come-a, come-a, make her fly
I love to lie with my downtown girl
She's been missionary-plight-bed, curled
And now I've shown her what a hot stud can --
And, wow! She's cooking! She's a "downtown" fan
My pleasure, Ma'am
And now she knows what
She wants from bed time
And when she wakes up
She shakes me: "You're mine"
She just can't get enough
Lust for fuzz:
I give love to her brown down curl [1]
She sees my wiener standing up, unfurled
She's getting fired up and making noise
No more: the presence of those uptight boys
She's made her choice!
[interlude -- oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, OH, OH, OH, OH, OHH, OHHHH, OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!]
Downtown girl
You know I give her "necklace" of my "pearls"
But ev'ry ev'ning when we slip it in
She's feeling grand because of where I've "been"
And then begin...
Her world is rocking
She's feeling so fine
Don't bother knocking
We lay, and entwine
Reclining in the buff
What she does!
I make love
Give a downtown twirl
I've been licking on a light red whorl
Long-er than anyone with hot blood can [2]
Returning favor for her downtown man
And so, wham! bam!
[enter, lewd (again) oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, OH, OH, OH, OH, OHH, OHHHH, OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!]
Downtown, girl?
No more uptight girl
How *we* love to love!
With a lingual swirl
Go downtown, girl?
To show you my love:
Gladly I'd drown, girl
My six-nine girl
'Cause I'm upside down
With my love-crowned girl
My turned-'round girl
Below and above
She's my shtup-down girl
My un-gowned girl
Bestow all my love...
[fade until you can no longer cut the mustard, but keep licking the jar]
[1] This time, as in "goose down" (no pun intended), i. e. soft feathers or fur
[2] "Cold-blooded" turtles can hold their breath for up to three hours, something no "warm-blooded" creature can do.