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Song Parodies -> "We Didn't Start The Time War"

Original Song Title:

"We Didn't Start The Fire"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"We Didn't Start The Time War"

Parody Written by:

jammyb

The Lyrics

This is a parody of Billy Joel's We Didn't Start The Fire, covering all incarnations of the doctor from the TV series (except Capaldi's) and also a bit from the 50th anniversary episode. All things listed in this parody have some relation to the Doctor either as items, companions, monsters, enemies or episode names and sometimes even a word describing the personality of a certain incarnation. Please feel free to look up anything mentioned in this parody (all of the sources I used are at the bottom) and also please rate, comment and enjoy!
The First Doctor, Barbara Wright, The Daleks, Cybermen
Menoptera, Meddling Monk, The Sensorites
Susan Foreman, Steven Taylor, Katarina, Dodo Chaplet
Sara Kingdom, Polly, Vicki, Ian Chesterton.

War Machines, TARDIS, Signet Ring, Astral Map
Jackson, Second Doctor, and The Great Intelligence,
Ice Warrior, Krotons, 500 year diary,
The Brigadier, Blue Recorder, Stattenheim Remote Control

We didn't start the time war
But the Daleks fought us
And they almost caught us
We didn't start the time war
and we didn't cease it
But we got to freeze it

The Third Doctor, Sontarans, The Master and Silurians,
Doomsday Weapon, TARDIS Compass, TOMTIT Machine
Jo Grant, Captain Yates, Sergeant Benton, Liz Shaw,
Sarah Jane Smith, Crystal of Kronos

Autons, UNIT, Third Doctor regenerates,
The Fourth Doctor, Hand of Fear, Jelly Babies, CVE

K-9, Romana, Randomiser, Davros,
The Zygons, Key to Time, and The Black Guardian

We didn't start the time war
But the Daleks fought us
And they almost caught us
We didn't start the time war
and we didn't cease it
But we got to freeze it

Fifth Doctor, Celery, Terileptils, Peri Brown,
Tegan, TARDIS Shields, Zero Cabinet
Sixth Doctor, Sonic Lance, The Rani and The Valeyard,
Attack of the Cybermen, Revelation of the Daleks

Seventh Doctor, Mel Bush, Haemovores, Kandy Man,
Umbrella, Time Rings, 900 year diary
Ace, Spoons, Nitro-9, Delta and the Bannermen,
Dragonfire, Fenric, The Happiness Patrol

We didn't start the time war
But the Daleks fought us
And they almost caught us
We didn't start the time war
and we didn't cease it
But we got to freeze it

Eighth Doctor, Kissing, The Seal of Rassilon,
Time Scoop, Tobin, The Beryllium Clock
Bouts of Amnesia, The Shadows of Avalon


Grace Holl-oway, Then Comes the Ninth Doctor
Bad Wolf, Captain Jack, Rose Tyler Psychic Paper,
Mickey Smith Charles Dickens, The Family Slitheen

We didn't start the time war
But the Daleks fought us
And they almost caught us
We didn't start the time war
and we didn't cease it
But we got to freeze it

Tenth Doctor, River Song, Donna Noble Martha Jones,
Ice Gun, New Earth, Wilfred Mott, Fear Her
Ood, The Host, Severed Hand, The Vashta Nerada,
Timey-Wimey Detector, The Girl in the Fireplace

Eleventh Doctor, Bow Ties, Clara Oswald Amy Pond,
Pandorica, The Silence, Ro-ry Williams

War Doctor and Tenth Doctor, Come Help to Stop the Time War,
and Rose Tyler-Bad Wolf Girl, So Gallifrey Falls No More

We didn't start the time war
But the Daleks fought us
And they almost caught us
We didn't start the time war
But when we are gone
It will still go on, and on, and on, and on...

We didn't start the time war
But the Daleks fought us
And they almost caught us
We didn't start the time war
and we didn't cease it
But we got to freeze it

We didn't start the time war
But the Daleks fought us
And they almost caught us
We didn't start the time war
and we didn't cease it
But we got to freeze it

We didn't start the time war
But the Daleks fought us
And they almost caught us
We didn't start the time war...

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Onslaught - January 20, 2014 - Report this comment
Now that Classic Doctor Who is on Hulu, I think I might watch some of the doctors that came after Tom Baker that I couldn't bring myself to do at the time.
Callmelennie - January 20, 2014 - Report this comment
This is one of the most complicated songs to parody. Around the site, we have an unofficial list of the "Big Seven" most difficult original songs. (American Pie, The Major General's Song, Supercalifragilistic Wreck of the Edmund Fitz ... some others I don't know this is on the list, but it could easily qualify
Jonathan - January 20, 2014 - Report this comment
still haven't seen Dr. Who but this parody is first rate! 5's

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