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Song Parodies -> "Upchuck Hurl"
Original Song Title:
"Uptown Girl"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Billy Joel
Parody Song Title:
"Upchuck Hurl"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
My hot blonde girl
She's been living in her Size 1 world
I like her thin, hell, I won't lie
Never imagined that she could die
Everytime we eat though she has to bail
Straight to the bathroom, as in epic fail
Hear her vomiting, I kept wondering
Maybe the food was too spicy, and
Was forcing her to... gag... and then...
She throws-up
Defends waistline
She looks pretty shaken-up
This happens ALL the time!
Scared when she coughs
It's because
I fear it coming- her upchuck hurl!
You know I've seen her with all the skinny girls
The talk of food gets them annoyed
Thinks she's fat, body is destroyed
Mirror don't lie, honey, you're MY
MY Blonde hottie!!! You're super fine!!!
My hot blonde girl
You know I can afford to buy her fine dine meals
But she's so obsessed 'bout stayin' thin
That she forgets about eatin'
I see her ribs!
Didn't know that eating
Was to her committing a crime
She'll just start barfing
Doubled over each time
She gorges on stuff
But then it
All comes up
With her upchuck hurl
She's been living in a twisted world
Where self-image is bad
She's hot as hell and yet I understand
That she is sad, so sad (inside)
My hot blonde girl
Needs help, I gotta tell
Needs some tough love
Can't stand her upchuck hurl
My hot blonde girl
Needs a psych eval
She's my whole world, but
Bulimia kills...
She's been living in her Size 1 world
I like her thin, hell, I won't lie
Never imagined that she could die
Everytime we eat though she has to bail
Straight to the bathroom, as in epic fail
Hear her vomiting, I kept wondering
Maybe the food was too spicy, and
Was forcing her to... gag... and then...
She throws-up
Defends waistline
She looks pretty shaken-up
This happens ALL the time!
Scared when she coughs
It's because
I fear it coming- her upchuck hurl!
You know I've seen her with all the skinny girls
The talk of food gets them annoyed
Thinks she's fat, body is destroyed
Mirror don't lie, honey, you're MY
MY Blonde hottie!!! You're super fine!!!
My hot blonde girl
You know I can afford to buy her fine dine meals
But she's so obsessed 'bout stayin' thin
That she forgets about eatin'
I see her ribs!
Didn't know that eating
Was to her committing a crime
She'll just start barfing
Doubled over each time
She gorges on stuff
But then it
All comes up
With her upchuck hurl
She's been living in a twisted world
Where self-image is bad
She's hot as hell and yet I understand
That she is sad, so sad (inside)
My hot blonde girl
Needs help, I gotta tell
Needs some tough love
Can't stand her upchuck hurl
My hot blonde girl
Needs a psych eval
She's my whole world, but
Bulimia kills...
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HA! nobody can accuse ME of bulimia! when I eat it STAYS in... and it shows! ...and as for women I wish they wouldn't judge themselves so harshly personally I tend to like curvier figures anyway as opposed to skeletons (see: Kate Upton) 5's
Jon, another potential parody, "Upton Girl!" Security Code is UPT!!!
^ actually Rob I did post a parody of this called "Upton Girl" back around 2013 I believe you even rated and commented on it! see for yourself in the link below:
http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/billyjoel353.shtml
^ huh well look at that back then we were so formal I even called you "Robert" as opposed to Rob! my how times have changed! :)
http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/billyjoel353.shtml
^ huh well look at that back then we were so formal I even called you "Robert" as opposed to Rob! my how times have changed! :)
I did Kate too, but don't remember the parody title or which OS! I'm pretty sure you rated it :-))
Read this Jon: http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/willienelson186.shtml
Funniest parody about bulimia ever.
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