Song Parodies -> "Temuri Ketsbaia"

Original Song Title:

"We Didn't Start the Fire"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Temuri Ketsbaia"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Inspired by that guy who did the Ed Sheeran parody with all the footballers.

Harris, Koeman, Dorrans, Day, Steven Gerrard, Bony, Ray
Slaven Bilic, Walters, Winks, Roberto Baggio
James McCarthy, Lee Dixon, Stewart, Stam, Maddison
Fer, Mourinho, Can, Juninho, Morison, Defoe

Rosenthal, Sibon, Schweinsteiger, Heung-Min Son
Bremner, King, Allardyce, Amokachi, Tarashaj
Beckenbauer, Maksim, Ings, Le Saux, Kanu, Keane
Mascherano, Lee, Bouhaddi, Sanchez, Allen, Januzaj

Temuri Ketsbaia
Emre Mor, Gillespie
Sinton, Wood, Baresi
Temuri Ketsbaia
Mori, Divock, Vardy
Butt, Witschge, Cavani

Johnson, Solo, Stoichkov, Nasri and Paul Dickov
Ravanelli, Balotelli, Coleman, Mbappé
Roy, Song, Veron, Gabbiadini, Buffon
Diaby, Fukal, Rojo, Rahman, Klopp

Jock Stein, Dixie Dean, Lookman, Gradel, Windass, Lee
David Platt, Jens Lehmann, Ellis, Kevin Pressman
Barton, Boulahrouz, Ameobi, Kalou
Andy Gray, Leighton Baines, Maradona, Suarez

Temuri Ketsbaia
Emre Mor, Gillespie
Sinton, Wood, Baresi
Temuri Ketsbaia
Mori, Divock, Vardy
Butt, Witschge, Cavani

Lyttle and Kolosinac, Mickey Quinn and Jedinak
Modric, Joel, Dier, Drinkwater, Richards, Guy
Lennon, Jones, Lindahl, Casiraghi, Reyes, Ball
Stones, Werner, Turan, Boyd, Chilavert and Carli Lloyd

Guardiola, Limpar, Speed, Müller, Strupar
Huth and Cannavaro, Emerson, Sanogo
Edu, Dicks, Henry, Ginola and Kennedy
Chadli, Čech and Saido, Pogba, Dunne, Alonso

Temuri Ketsbaia
Emre Mor, Gillespie
Sinton, Wood, Baresi
Temuri Ketsbaia
Mori, Divock, Vardy
Butt, Witschge, Cavani

Gana Gueye, Klinsmann, Stracqualursi, Butland
Deeney, Bellerin, Izzy Christiansen
Lloris, Alli, Markovic, Zlatan Ibrahimovic
Ole Gunnar, Jordan, Glenn, Lizarazu, Paterson

Hope Powell, Maldini, Britton, Pollock, Ribery
James, McKay, Blind, Touré, Watson, Clarke, Le Tissier

Temuri Ketsbaia
Emre Mor, Gillespie
Sinton, Wood, Baresi
Temuri Ketsbaia
Mori, Divock, Vardy
Butt, Witschge, Cavani

Burton, Sigurdsson, Niclas Alexandersson
Müller, Gotze, Woods, Hughes, Southgate, Lukaku
Bellarabi, Pallister, Terry and McAllister
Aiyegbeni, Nainggolan, Rush, Hamann, Maddix, Zidane

Willian, Forster, Demarai, Henrikh, Mata, Zouma, Hyde
Warren, Delph, Martinez, Eden, Jenas, Rodriguez
Clyne, McDermott, Bonner, Shaw, Charlie Adam, Martial, Law
Ronny Jonsen, Costa, Ward, Charlton, Kane and Bobby Moore

Temuri Ketsbaia
Emre Mor, Gillespie
Sinton, Wood, Baresi
Temuri Ketsbaia
Butt, Wark, Weir, Ogbonna
Wilshere, Milburn, Oscar, Oscar, Oscar, Oscar, Oscar, Oscar...

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Agrimorfee - December 06, 2017 - Report this comment

I'd have given you 455 if I understood who this list is about.

? - December 06, 2017 - Report this comment

Who the hell are all these people?

Grant - December 06, 2017 - Report this comment

👎👎👎

Kankurette - December 07, 2017 - Report this comment

They're all footballers.

Jonathan Spurlock - December 08, 2017 - Report this comment

Glad you clarified that. For a moment I thought they were people who had appeared on Hee Haw or America's Got Talent or a similar show (j/k). This isn't an easy song to parody so you get a set of well deserved 5's!

CML - December 09, 2017 - Report this comment

"We Didn't Start The Fire" is more than a list of people's names. It's a list of people, places and historical events. And every stanza has one or two semi-sentences in it. And there's also an intricate internal rhyming scheme (which you tracked) ....... And J Spurlock is understating the case: This is an extremely difficult song to parody; probably one of the five hardest normal songs to do. I got started on it once and threw up my hands and said, "This is too much work" So the fact that you managed to put something out shows that you do have talent. Try something a little less ambitious next time ;-D

Kankurette - December 10, 2017 - Report this comment

I should have explained in more detail - I know it's more than a list of people's names, i've heard it enough times. I was trying to do with it what Game Jam were doing with their Ed Sheeran parody. I can't link it, so go and look up '238 Football Players - 1 Song' to get an idea of what I was trying to do.

CML - December 10, 2017 - Report this comment

Nothing wrong with explaining what you're doing. That's what Top comments are for. I have expertise in Islam, and occasionally I have done parodies involving the subject. Sometimes, I need to bring readers up to speed about the subject so they understand what I'm trying to do .......... And then if I think that readers wont understand a particular Arabic word, I'll asterisk it and use bottom comments to explain

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