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Song Parodies -> "Trump Has No Moral Fiber"
Original Song Title:
"We Didn't Start the Fire"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Billy Joel
Parody Song Title:
"Trump Has No Moral Fiber"
Parody Written by:
Ethan Mawyer
The Lyrics
I wrote this several months ago, and a few of the lyrics were used in a recording called "Trump is a Garbage Fire," which is surprisingly difficult to Google. Anyway, here's my version.
Scary human wants control
Trump Tower taco bowl
Escalator, tweets at haters
Braggadocio
Nasty woman Mrs. Clinton
So much fake news television
Wall in Texas, all expenses
Paid by Mexico
Alex Jones, Breitbart
Say things he takes to heart
Brand built on silly fights
Lights a match on Bill of Rights
Science-doubting BS
Makes it hard to de-stress
He gets lots of love from Nazis
This is not a good guy
He has no moral fiber
He's a fast food junkie
Not the least bit hunky
He has no moral fiber
This is no surprise with
Donald's trash news diet
Still won't show his tax returns
He'd fiddle as DC burns
Grizzly Betsy
Oil Rex T.
Bible Mike Pence
Mike Flynn
Getting in
Hot water with Russians
“No collusion”
Doesn't make much sense
Whine, whine, point, blame
Crook without a bit of shame
Red hat MAGA, redpilled trolls
Super-low approval polls
Muslim travel ban
Court says no to that plan
Take from poor
Pay for war
Trump is not a good man
He has no moral fiber
He's a fast food junkie
Not the least bit hunky
He has no moral fiber
This is no surprise with
Donald's trash news diet
Lots of golf, watching FOX
Stagnant pay but rising stocks
Late tweets, is he high?
Shades of Jamiroquai
Steve Bannon
Gives advice
None of it's to be nice
Poor staffers need to vent
It's not a good government
Jeff recuses, Ben sleeps
Still got a crazy veep
Hula hoops jumped through
To support what Trumps do
Nugent's lunacy
Made him White House VIP
Hard to tell what's a ruse
Russians back in the news
He has no moral fiber
He's a fast food junkie
Not the least bit hunky
He has no moral fiber
This is no surprise with
Donald's trash news diet
Pizzagate, huh? What?
Jim Comey called a nut
Intense, nonsense
Half the country's incensed
Still trying to build a wall
Human rights groups still appalled
Son shoots elephants
No love for immigrants
At odds with the Pope
Trump's for change but not for hope
Drain the swamp, add more swamp
Broken promises womp womp!
He has no moral fiber
He's a fast food junkie
Not the least bit hunky
He has no moral fiber
This is no surprise with
Donald's trash news diet
Please don't drool, you're her dad
“Mrs. Clinton lost so bad”
Stop it, you twit
Do your job, or quit
Spicer hiding in the bush
Journalists would not shush
ISIS losing, who knows when?
Russians show up yet again
Wants to kill Obamacare
Calls the New York Times unfair
Causing rage on world stage
Not close to same page
Stripping LGBT rights
Causing many sleepless nights
Still is picking Twitter fights
Facebook God keeps saying “Smite!”
He has no moral fiber
He's a fast food junkie
Not the least bit hunky
He has no moral fiber
That's why he makes news
As he stews and spews and spews
And spews and spews and spews...
Trump Tower taco bowl
Escalator, tweets at haters
Braggadocio
Nasty woman Mrs. Clinton
So much fake news television
Wall in Texas, all expenses
Paid by Mexico
Alex Jones, Breitbart
Say things he takes to heart
Brand built on silly fights
Lights a match on Bill of Rights
Science-doubting BS
Makes it hard to de-stress
He gets lots of love from Nazis
This is not a good guy
He has no moral fiber
He's a fast food junkie
Not the least bit hunky
He has no moral fiber
This is no surprise with
Donald's trash news diet
Still won't show his tax returns
He'd fiddle as DC burns
Grizzly Betsy
Oil Rex T.
Bible Mike Pence
Mike Flynn
Getting in
Hot water with Russians
“No collusion”
Doesn't make much sense
Whine, whine, point, blame
Crook without a bit of shame
Red hat MAGA, redpilled trolls
Super-low approval polls
Muslim travel ban
Court says no to that plan
Take from poor
Pay for war
Trump is not a good man
He has no moral fiber
He's a fast food junkie
Not the least bit hunky
He has no moral fiber
This is no surprise with
Donald's trash news diet
Lots of golf, watching FOX
Stagnant pay but rising stocks
Late tweets, is he high?
Shades of Jamiroquai
Steve Bannon
Gives advice
None of it's to be nice
Poor staffers need to vent
It's not a good government
Jeff recuses, Ben sleeps
Still got a crazy veep
Hula hoops jumped through
To support what Trumps do
Nugent's lunacy
Made him White House VIP
Hard to tell what's a ruse
Russians back in the news
He has no moral fiber
He's a fast food junkie
Not the least bit hunky
He has no moral fiber
This is no surprise with
Donald's trash news diet
Pizzagate, huh? What?
Jim Comey called a nut
Intense, nonsense
Half the country's incensed
Still trying to build a wall
Human rights groups still appalled
Son shoots elephants
No love for immigrants
At odds with the Pope
Trump's for change but not for hope
Drain the swamp, add more swamp
Broken promises womp womp!
He has no moral fiber
He's a fast food junkie
Not the least bit hunky
He has no moral fiber
This is no surprise with
Donald's trash news diet
Please don't drool, you're her dad
“Mrs. Clinton lost so bad”
Stop it, you twit
Do your job, or quit
Spicer hiding in the bush
Journalists would not shush
ISIS losing, who knows when?
Russians show up yet again
Wants to kill Obamacare
Calls the New York Times unfair
Causing rage on world stage
Not close to same page
Stripping LGBT rights
Causing many sleepless nights
Still is picking Twitter fights
Facebook God keeps saying “Smite!”
He has no moral fiber
He's a fast food junkie
Not the least bit hunky
He has no moral fiber
That's why he makes news
As he stews and spews and spews
And spews and spews and spews...
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What did Jamiroquai ever do wrong to get mentioned? But a very nice summation of the entire year here nonetheless.
Jamiroquai = virtual insanity
http://blog.dilbert.com/2017/12/22/determine-talk-politics-public/
Not even close on the pacing and rhymes. A wasted effort.
@Ethan--Trump ain't virtual, it's pretty real! Also, Jack doesn't know jack, that was at least 95% paced ok and the rhymes don't matter.
Fantastic job here.
Two years later, Trump is a dumpster fire.
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