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Song Parodies -> "They're My Calvin Kleins"
Original Song Title:
"The Longest Time"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Billy Joel
Parody Song Title:
"They're My Calvin Kleins"
Parody Written by:
Malcolm Higgins
The Lyrics
wo--wo-wo-wo-
they're my Calvin Kleins
wo-wo-wo-
they're my Calvin Kleins
these are what I wear most every night
brown and red, and blue and green and white
I take no chances,
I admit they're not romantic,
my underwear is always Calvin Kleins
soft, and fluffy, they live up to the hype
clean with bleach, remove that big brown stripe
it's really magic,
I think it would be tragic
if I could not wear them, they're my Calvin Kleins
they don't catch on hairs when they would slide
they're soft and snug and wide,
with both my cheeks inside
I won't wear them sweaty for too long
cause that would hurt my dong,
and it's not what they're there for
I just pull the waist and step inside
when I wear them I can walk with pride
I don't get frantic, even though my thing's gigantic
I love to wrap it in my Calvin Kleins
maybe one day I'll try fruit of the loom
hide my big mushroom
maybe I'll give Nike ones a try,
I'll tuck him on the right
now you know who I vote for
they do well to hold my jiggy johnson's in
uptight, all right, even when I spin
I hold them fondly,
I miss them they're in the laundry.,
I really love them they're my Calvin Kleins
these are what I wear most every night
brown and red, and blue and green and white
I take no chances,
I admit they're not romantic,
my underwear is always Calvin Kleins
people listen, I know what I say
wear those Calvins in your Jeans today
they always feel good
and they stretch if you get some wood
they are the best, the are my Calvin Kleins
wo--wo-wo-wo-
they're my Calvin Kleins
wo-wo-wo-
they're my Calvin Kleins
they're my Calvin Kleins
wo-wo-wo-
they're my Calvin Kleins
these are what I wear most every night
brown and red, and blue and green and white
I take no chances,
I admit they're not romantic,
my underwear is always Calvin Kleins
soft, and fluffy, they live up to the hype
clean with bleach, remove that big brown stripe
it's really magic,
I think it would be tragic
if I could not wear them, they're my Calvin Kleins
they don't catch on hairs when they would slide
they're soft and snug and wide,
with both my cheeks inside
I won't wear them sweaty for too long
cause that would hurt my dong,
and it's not what they're there for
I just pull the waist and step inside
when I wear them I can walk with pride
I don't get frantic, even though my thing's gigantic
I love to wrap it in my Calvin Kleins
maybe one day I'll try fruit of the loom
hide my big mushroom
maybe I'll give Nike ones a try,
I'll tuck him on the right
now you know who I vote for
they do well to hold my jiggy johnson's in
uptight, all right, even when I spin
I hold them fondly,
I miss them they're in the laundry.,
I really love them they're my Calvin Kleins
these are what I wear most every night
brown and red, and blue and green and white
I take no chances,
I admit they're not romantic,
my underwear is always Calvin Kleins
people listen, I know what I say
wear those Calvins in your Jeans today
they always feel good
and they stretch if you get some wood
they are the best, the are my Calvin Kleins
wo--wo-wo-wo-
they're my Calvin Kleins
wo-wo-wo-
they're my Calvin Kleins
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Have I told you lately....that you're twisted? But "Colonoscopy" is going to be impossible to beat, in my book. Do you still love me?
yeah royce I do....lol leather, whipped cream and you in Calvin Kleins.. sigh
Very clever - how you have described er.. certain entities... in so many different ways.... ;-)
That was good.
He said 'wood', heh,heh...
One time in the early 1980's in walked down the street in the Nude and proposed to my future Ex-Wife :) :) :):):)
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