The Lyrics
Verse 1: Taylor Schilling, Chloe Grace
Bruce Willis, Diane Lane
Patrick Wilson, Rebel Wilson, Jack Black and J-Lo
Bryan Cranston, Michael Keaton
Cardellini, Liam Neeson
Patrick Stewart, Kristen Stewart, Cardi B, Lizzo
Verse 2: UglyDolls, Rust Creek
Captive State, Doctor Sleep
Eastwood, PB Falcon
Brittany Runs a Marathon
Terminator, Long Shot
Are you Ready or Not?
Charlie’s Angels, Itsy Bitsy
La Llorona, Efron
Chorus: We didn’t make the Oscars
It just keeps us burnin’, like we didn’t earn’em
We didn’t make the Oscars
We can try to fight it, but we weren’t invited
Verse 3: Chadwick Boseman, Hobbs & Shaw
Brightburn and Mbatha-Raw
Shia LaBeof, Hilary Duff,
Tim Blake Nelson
Hellboy, Macavoy, Awkwafina, Good Boys
Velvet Buzzsaw, M. Night Shyamalan
Verse 4: High Life, Kaling, everything by Stephen King
Ryan Reynold, Late Night, Andrew Garfield, Dolemite
Greta, Kristen Bell, Idris Elba, Farewell
Kristen Wiig, Daveed Diggs, what’s the deal with Her Smell?
Chorus: We didn’t make the Oscars
It just keeps us burnin’, like we didn’t earn’em
We didn’t make the Oscars
We can try to fight it, but we weren’t invited
Verse 5: Jaime Foxx, Constance Wu, Captain Marvel, Black & Blue
Stuber, Yesterday, Matthew McConaughey
Queen & Slim, John Wick, Isn’t It Romantic
Midsommar, Billy Dee, Fighting With My Family
Verse 6: Eddie Murphy, Blanchett, Where’d You Go, Bernadette?
Billy Bob, Rambo, both Dave and James Franco
Josh Gad, Tommy Lee, Angelina Jolie
Oscar Isaac, Dumbo, Lupita N’Yongo
Chorus: We didn’t make the Oscars
It just keeps us burnin’, like we didn’t earn’em
We didn’t make the Oscars
We can try to fight it, but we weren’t invited
Verse 7: Hathaway, Zazie, Thomasin McKenzie
Corden, Damon, badass Linda Hamilton
Art of Racing in the Rain, Aeronauts, Eddie Redmayne
Snoop Dogg, Vince Vaughn, Batman meets Pattinson
Verse 8: Ed Skrien, Dark Phoenix, tons of love for Netflix
Wonder Park, and Booksmart, should be host by Kevin Hart!
Chorus: We didn’t make the Oscars
It just keeps us burnin’, like we didn’t earn’em
We didn’t make the Oscars
We can try to fight it, but we weren’t invited
Verse 10: Honey Boy, Dame Helen, Macaulay Culkin back again?
Jon Hamm, Shazam!, Emma Stone, Zombieland
Hemsworth, Hemsworth, Jillian Bell, Scary Stories, Rockwell
Adam Sandler snubbed again, when’s this bull crap gonna end?
Verse 11: Daisy Ridley, Lego 2, Lucas Hedges, Pikachu
Final Wish, Malkovich, Waves, Us, Middleditch
Uncut Gems got zero noms, X-men was a total bomb
What’s with all these cats that sing?
Weirder than Serenity!
Chorus: We didn’t make the Oscars
It just keeps us burnin’, like we didn’t earn’em
We didn’t make the Oscars
Plus the show’s long
Seems to just go on, and on, and on, and on…
Chorus: We didn’t make the Oscars
It just keeps us burnin’, like we didn’t earn’em
We didn’t make the Oscars
We can try to fight it, but we weren’t invited
[Fade Out]