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Song Parodies -> "This Night (Free Willy 2)"

Original Song Title:

"This Night"

Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"This Night (Free Willy 2)"

Parody Written by:

D. Pietras

The Lyrics

Billy Joel gives a benefit concert for the San Juan Island environmental institute and the proprietor introduces... new words... chaos ensues!
Didn't you think you weren't ready for whale shows?
Didn't you say we shouldn't even be friends?
After you swam, fully in synchronization,
You started changing priorities right there and then.

Didn't I say orcas can have complications?
Didn't I say dolphins saw soda cans before?
When they're not here, they're in a new situation.
They're not protected by government rules anymore.

This night is mine.
It's Willy, you, and I.
Tomorrow's not a long time away;
This night won't last forever.

Surely our town, city, and state would know better.
Digging for oil would be the worst thing they could do.
Which of you promised full cetacean protection?
I'm sick and tired of waiting and voting for you!

How many nights have we been lonely without him,
Telling ourselves how much we really don't care?
How many nights have we been thinking about him,
Wanting to swim again, knowing he would not be there? But

This night, he's mine!
It's Willy, you, and I.
Tomorrow we can save the environment;
This night we are together... (or else!)

(instrumental dream sequence in which sea creatures squeak a great deal before the modulation)

This night is mine!
It's Willy, you, and I.
Tomorrow isn't a long time away;
This night can't last forever!

(After the audience and sea creatures leave: sadly, ruefully, possessively, even pathetically)
This night is mine;
No Willy, you, just I.
Tomorrow's such a long time away;
This night will last forever.
It's no wonder he averages five years between performances of this song, even though it is based on Beethoven's Pathetique.

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