wo-wo-wo-wo-
wore a thong this time
wo wo wo, wore a thong this time

little string piece sewn upon the back
tween your cheeks, and right up your butt crack
it's so revolting the feathers on your ass are moulting,
it happens 'cause you wore a thong this time

all that nice material is gone
mould makes your ass look just like a lawn
makes me psycho,
bend over, park a motorcycle
it's just the look you wore a thong this time

wo-wo-wo-wo-
wore a thong this time
wo wo wo, wore a thong this time

I'm the voice you're hearing at the beach
one look and I'm stuck I have no speech
is that thing rusting?
oh your butt is so disgusting,
why 'd you have to wear a thong this time?

maybe it's bad fashion after all
it doesn't look quite right
but I could be wrong
I think you've gone too far
this look's more than I hoped for

maybe my perspective's slightly bent
girl your butt needs covered by a tent
a little damping, but it must be big enough for camping
try turn a rain fly to a thong this time

that thing ate the cloth at the start,
I said to myself, I hope you don't fart
now I know the woman that you are
once wonderful, now scarred,
this is more than I hoped for

I don't care what consequence it brings,
use a hula hoop to wrap your ring
this just looks so bad, I think you ought to know that
I would rather you'd not wear a thong this time

wo-wo-wo-wo-
wore a thong this time
wo wo wo, wore a thong this time