first girl up, she bids retarded
the next man, he bids one dollar
sirens rang, some one had bid perfect
it had seemed the girl had won
its too bad that she was dumb
she had thought a jute box costs less than a range

the price it must be in this zone
got lost on the "Golden Road"
even killed that little hiker in that game
and I got to roll those dice
told them the car's price
then realized price is for an arcade

The Price is Right
this show is crazy
Bob's age must be eight centuries old or maybe more
you guess the price
the games aint easy
the show is long, it don't go slow
its the price is right

spun the wheel real fast and stared
5 and 10 can't do the math
and the noise of all the spokes was not too mild
then they played Lucky seven
dropped the chip in ten-thousand
then they spun the wheel again, the crowd went wild

your showcase was real nice and fine too
but you passed it to the girl beside you
but if you bet correctly you will stay
if its within hundred two
you'll win his showcase too
but the IRS they'll always rule the day

The Price is right
that show is crazy
Bob's beauties are nice, its just too bad they dress like whores
and its real nice
some games are easy
price may be wrong, for all I know
on Price is right

The Price is Right
this show is crazy
Bob's age must be eight centuries or maybe more
you guess the price
the games aint easy
the show is long, it don't go slow
its the price is right

the show is long, its the price is right
price may be wrong on the price is right
the show is long, its the price is right
price may be wrong on the price is right