You Can Torture Me,
With Police Academy 3,
You Can Air Any Rock Concert Show,
Or You Can Air A Block,
Like A Sports Game Block,
Or Any John Candy Movie You Know,
Or Air Peter pan On Ice,
Hey, You Can Air It Twice
And You Can Air Braingames From Your Hat,
But Home Box Office Please,
I'm Begging On My Knees,
I Can't Take No More Of Buy Me That,
Don't Air That Special,
That Yucky Yucky Special,
The Most Annoying Special I Know,
And If You Air That Special
That Yucky Yucky Special,
I'll Just Turn On Nickelodeon Like So, Ooh

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You Can Clear A Room,
By Airing The Seabert Cartoon,
You Can Air Heavy Metal Concerts Until Dawn,
Or I Could Even See,
Basketball Or Bowling In Tennessee,
Don't Mind A Big Boxing Match Marathon,
Or Air Any Sci-Fi Movie,
Whether It's PG-13 Or PG,
Or Air Boxing From Noon To 4,
Or Tie Me To A Chair,
And Air Vanity Fair,
But Please Don't Air That Stupid Special No More,
Don't Air That Special,
That Yucky Yucky Special,
You Know I Hate That Special A Lot,
And If You Air That Special
That Nauseating Special,
I Will Jut Put On Nickelodeon On The Dot,

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Don't Air That Special,
That Yucky Yucky Special,
You Know It Drives Me Insane,
Don't Air That Special,
That Yucky Yucky Special,
I'd Rather Watch Nickelodeon On A Train,
Don't Air That Special,
That Yucky Yucky Special,
The Most Annoying Special I Know,
And If You Air That Special
That Yucky Yucky Special,
I'll Just Turn On Nickelodeon Like So, Ooh