-> "Homely Little Wife"
Original Song Title:
"Lonely Is The Night"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Homely Little Wife"
The Lyrics
Homely little wife, with a beauty all her own
I’m glad you in my life, every time that I come home
Cozy little wife, watching movies in your shawl
A picture perfect life, just like Bogie and Bacall
With a smile big and wide, you greet me with open arms
God knows how I’ve tried, I can’t resist your charms
Friendly, friendly, friendly - my spirits buoy up
Who cares if you are homely, girl you fill my cup
Having, coffee, talking for hours
Hiking, biking, smelling the flowers
Skinny dipping, swimming in ponds
I’m not tripping, if you’re a swan
A leopard creeps tonight, I hear you gently grrrrooowl!
In the candlelight, your love begins to prowl
Frisky are you wife, you really get me hot
You’re the center of my life, and I wouldn’t change your spots
Pretty, kitty - friendly feline
Pet me, get me drunk off of your wine
Care free kitten, scratch on my post
Beauty hidden, underneath clothes
Your beauty’s shining through lady - my love remains true
Nobody’s fine as you baby, well maybe just a few
One look’ll show you now baby - that the mirror can fool
You’re cookin’ isn’t why baby - I fell in love with you
You’re so pretty, look at your eyes
I’m not kidding, telling you lies
Goodness mercy don’t ever change
You look perfect, you’re not so plain
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