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Song Parodies -> "A Different View Pt. 11: Shrubbery"
Original Song Title:
"Blitzkrieg"
Original Performer:
Blitzkrieg
Parody Song Title:
"A Different View Pt. 11: Shrubbery"
Parody Written by:
Dylan Baranski
The Lyrics
Coming back to Arthur & Bedevere for a brief moment, we find that they have been stymied by the infamous Knights Who Say "Ni", keepers of the sacred words "Ni", "Peng" and "Neee-wom"! Suffice to say, those who hear such words seldom live to tell the tale, so strap on your protective gear, ladies and gentlemen, and enjoy the parody! DKTOS? (Second Version)
[Head Knight]:
Halt, we are The
Knights Who Say “Ni!”
And we keep the sacred words three!
You shall not pass,
You’ll be harassed
Unless you do a simple task!
Now please be going,
Or we’ll say “Ni” again!
Don’t be returning
Unless you find a shrubb’ry!
A shrubb’ry! [x2]
[Arthur]:
Knights who say “Ni”,
We do agree
To find a shrubbery for thee!
You’ve been so fair,
We’re prepared,
We just want you out of our hair!
We shall be going,
We’ll fill your need!
We’ll be returning
And you shall have your shrubb’ry!
Your shrubb’ry! [x2]
Halt, we are The
Knights Who Say “Ni!”
And we keep the sacred words three!
You shall not pass,
You’ll be harassed
Unless you do a simple task!
Now please be going,
Or we’ll say “Ni” again!
Don’t be returning
Unless you find a shrubb’ry!
A shrubb’ry! [x2]
[Arthur]:
Knights who say “Ni”,
We do agree
To find a shrubbery for thee!
You’ve been so fair,
We’re prepared,
We just want you out of our hair!
We shall be going,
We’ll fill your need!
We’ll be returning
And you shall have your shrubb’ry!
Your shrubb’ry! [x2]
Copyright 2011 by Dylan Baranski GmbH S.p.A. Inc. Misuse is punishable by being forced to cut down the largest tree in the world with...a herring!
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Dylan - A nice one. Not too expensive. ;D
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