I used to use 5 rolls of TP a day
It was the hardest thing to flush them away
I drank fortified bottles of wine
I kept a roll in my hand all the time

Breaking those habits
Was hard to do
But nothing compared to the changes
That you put me through

Trying to flush my poo down the toilet
It's the hardest thing I'll ever do
Trying to flush my poo down the toilet
It was the hardest burden I'll ever bear

I had the worst reputation in town
For chasing all the damn plumbers around
I thought changing my way of living was hard to do
But it's nothing compared to the changes that I've gone through

I've done everything I tried to do
But it's gonna take a miracle to get over poo-poo

Trying to flush my poo down the toilet
It's the hardest thing I'll ever do
Trying to flush my poo down the toilet
It's the hardest burden I'll ever bear