Once upon a time
down in middle earth...

Frodo used to live in the shire
Bilbo disappeared
And left him his ring of gold, so cold

Gandalf meets the hobbit one day
searching for the ring, he knows what it says
it's bad, oh it's bad

He says they have to sneak off to Rivendell
They'd be a whole lot safer
If they get to the elves
A group of hobbits, they're all so small
and fat! they'll all have a ball

oh, They're off to Bree
oh, They take the Ferry
Riders come and attack the ring bearer
oh, he shouldn't wear it

Elrond tells them, head to Mordor
They trek through the mines
And stand at Balin's tomb - He's dead, oh he's dead

Orcs come and they all run away
They fly to the bridge
Gandalf falters; the balrog must pay; no way!
The party runs off to Lorien
They take a well earned rest among
the pointy eared men
They check the mirror and then they're off
By boat, the journey gets rough

oh, they drift in fear
oh, Boromir has an idea
He'll take the ring and he'll use it for good
oh, Lost it in the woods
(lost it in the woods...)

So Frodo sneaks off, but Sam's too quick
The Urukhai strike and the hobbits are nicked

oh, The fellowship's gone
oh, How can they go on
Take my sword, it'll give us powers
oh, On to the Two Towers