-> "Jared Loves to Scare"
Original Song Title:
"Livin' On a Prayer"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Jared Loves to Scare"
The Lyrics
Once upon a time, tales of a soul
Jared Used to buy lots of stock
Out riding his bike
Got hit by a truck - he's gone
long gone
Now he's haunting where he once stayed
Scaring cause he can
He likes to use chains for fun
mmm So fun
He screams: You've got to get out the home that I bought
I am not off the Earth yet whether living or not
I'll taunt your brother and your pet rot for sure
I'll make noise a lot
Oooh I'm in your stairs
Ooooooh giving you nightmares
See my face
Even Manson gets scared
Oooh Get out of my chair
Jared heard the priest chant a lot
Now he's busting up Cause he doesn't know his plot
mmm His plot
Keeping folks up all night and day
He gives them a fright
Jared whispers Get out of my place
White face
landlords want to hold on to their new plot
Jared isn't leaving if they like it or not
Though they are bothered, They'll keep their cot they vow
They've survived a lot
oooh Though Jared scares
ooooooh survived Matty's Bear
Jared's bland
Next to Matt's nightmare
Oooh He just loves to scare
He just loves to scare
Oooh They all worked it out, keep what they bought
Jared gets one room and they'll leave the door locked
oooh They will all share
ooooooh Jared will not scare
Took an oath
He'll stop his nightmares
Oooh Will not haunt the stairs
oooh No more gray hairs
ooooooh Seems the deals fair
Kept their words
No more chain he swears
Oooh Jared will not scare
oooh but when auntie visits there
ooooooh Jared gets to scare!!!
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