All songs needs more accordion
Accordion is what they need
Woah, make ‘em rock with more accordion
So grab your squeezebox, give the song what it needs
Accordion!

Listenin’ to this music, and it don’t seem right to me
Cause it’s just three guys with their guitars, while the drummer keeps a beat
It sounds kinda funny, and I think we all agree
Might as well give it a shot to hear how awesome it would be
Hear it on all the stations, man it’s happening!

Can’t you see? (Try with Ke$ha’s “Your Love is My Drug”)
Join with me! (Let’s try Weezer’s “Island in the Sun”)
Come on, I’m begging please! (The Black Eyed Peas song- “Where is the Love?”)
It makes songs much better, more than auto-tune could

All songs needs more accordion
Accordion is what they need
Woah, make ‘em rock with more accordion
Forget the cowbell, squeezebox cures the disease
More accordion

Think how awesome “Freebird” would be, I’d get such a thrill
And I’d get down to “Wanna Love You” or to Pink’s “Just Like a Pill”
And then try Simple Plan’s “Addicted”, because I wanna laugh
It’s the object of my affection, and yet one thing makes me sad
There isn’t enough of it that can save Rebecca Black

What they need (Make 50 Cent rock while “In Da Club”)
Play those keys (Leona Lewis- make her stop “Bleeding Love”)
Come on, just give a squeeze (Try Lauper’s “Girls Just Wanna Have Fun”)
Now you must admit it, it makes them much more fun!

All songs needs more accordion
Accordion is what they need
Make ‘em rock with more accordion
So act like Yankovic, “Weird Al” or Frankie
More accordion... is what I want
More accordion... it’s what they need

*Accordion solo*

Man there is not one thing better, nothing else can pass the test
Used to be a Bieber hater
But the squeezebox made him best
With songs in the state they’re in, it makes these songs all set
If you can make them better, buddy, then just go and be my guest

All songs needs more accordion
Accordion is what they need
Make ‘em rock with more accordion
We need accordion played on MTV

This song needs more accordion
Accordion is what it needs
Make it rock with more accordion
So grab your squeezebox and come rock out with me!
More accordion... is what you want
More accordion

*Being pulled away from microphone*
Let me go, come on just, let me go, come on just, come on just, come on just
I gotta say it again, wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Hold on...I'm not done
One more time, I’m rolling! Come on
Alright, sing with me now

This song needs more accordion
Accordion is what it needs
Make it rock with more accordion
Grab your accordion and slide on your knees
I love accordion
It is what these songs need
I love accordion