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Song Parodies -> "Grandpa Magic/Ed Wynn Plays PCH"
Original Song Title:
"You Give Love a Bad Name"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Bon Jovi
Parody Song Title:
"Grandpa Magic/Ed Wynn Plays PCH"
Parody Written by:
A Monkey Full of Rooms
The Lyrics
Will Grandpa Magic win the $500,000 a week for life prize from Publisher’s Clearing House? Stay tuned to find out!
Sing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
Then, you’ll swing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
That cash prize is bound to get you,
Oh, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
Don’t go slow, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
That cash prize is bound to get you,
Cash prize, cash prize, cash prize, cash prize, cash prize…mmm...
(female vocal)
PCH,
Start in to sing, then soon, you’ll be swinging,
PCH,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (dee-de-oh!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
PCH,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
PCH,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
Oh, you’ll catch on at once,
Well, Ed McMahon’s on TV,
Let’s do PCH!
(vocal trio)
PCH,
Start in to sing, then soon, you’ll be swinging,
PCH,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
PCH,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
PCH,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Ed McMahon’s on TV,
Let’s do PCH, whoa!
PCH,
(instrumental call-back)
PCH,
(instrumental call-back)
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
PCH,
(instrumental call-back)
PCH,
(instrumental call-back)
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Ed McMahon’s on TV,
Let’s do PCH, whoa!
Simple as the day is long!
Then, you’ll swing, (Start in to sing, you’ll have to swing,)
That cash prize is bound to get you,
Oh, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
Don’t go slow, (Turn on the heat, then beat your feet,)
That cash prize is bound to get you,
Cash prize, cash prize, cash prize, cash prize, cash prize…mmm...
(female vocal)
PCH,
Start in to sing, then soon, you’ll be swinging,
PCH,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (dee-de-oh!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
PCH,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
PCH,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
Oh, you’ll catch on at once,
Well, Ed McMahon’s on TV,
Let’s do PCH!
(vocal trio)
PCH,
Start in to sing, then soon, you’ll be swinging,
PCH,
Turn on the heat, your feet will keep beating,
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
PCH,
Once you begin, you have to give in to
PCH,
Get on your toes, ‘cause everyone knows that
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Ed McMahon’s on TV,
Let’s do PCH, whoa!
PCH,
(instrumental call-back)
PCH,
(instrumental call-back)
One, two, three,
It’s a new sensation, (doo-doo-do-doo!)
You’ll agree,
It’s the step that’s putting the world on its feet,
PCH,
(instrumental call-back)
PCH,
(instrumental call-back)
If you’re not a dunce,
You’ll catch on at once,
Ed McMahon’s on TV,
Let’s do PCH, whoa!
Simple as the day is long!
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Great combination: The lamest narrative of all time provided by the most prolific plagiarist of all time. Raise your hand if you’re surprised. Hmmm, nobody? Kinda what I thought, too.
I have never seen anyone so desperate for attention yet so unwilling to do anything worthwhile to attain it. George&GermaineBriantFan apparently keeps files of all past comments that have appeared under his posts so he can copy/paste them into other entries. Some go back a ways in time and some have been reused multiple times. I’m guessing this is the best he can do as far as trying to have an actual conversation because by his own admission his family shunned him and he has no friends.
So George&GermaineBriantFan, if I have a subpar IQ, why would you continue to copy my comments? Hint: it’s because you’re too effing stupid to come up with anything clever or original on your own. The Rhythm Steps/Gary McNamara/Grandpa Magic etc franchise is major league stupid, even for you. Curious: why just “white” bands? Racist much?
OK, help me understand how you go about picking which past comments to repost under a new entry. These were obviously responses to other things not even referenced in whatever you happened to post today, so why use them? Better yet, why keep reposting my comments at all? Trying to feel like you actually belong on this board?
You certainly seem to be determined to stay in the "No Learner" camp. Again, and also for the 1,000th time, if my comments are so banal, why copy them unless you're incapable of providing anything better? As for the blessed Briants, you've obviously forgotten that some time ago I tracked you back to a board site where you admitted to another member that you'd never even met George Briant, so spare me the hagiography. Lastly, since you've admitted multiple times that your family doesn't want to have anything to do with you, I'm not exactly shocked that you don't have any friends. What do you have to offer that anyone would want? From what I've seen, not a damn thing.
I DON'T CARE who is a fault or whatever. Your constant bickering and arguments is getting really tiresome. Nobody cares about your Rhythm Steps or whatever anymore. You lot are worse than a bunch of schoolkids fighting over a bar of chocolate.
I guess I have to keep repeating this till you all get it. What you see above is George&GermaineBriantFan copy/pasting old comments that pertained to other entries. This is strictly him. No one else is participating. Take it up with ChuckyG (ha!) if you don’t like it, but keep in mind he’s allowed this to go on since it started.
Look, here's the thing, George&GermaineBriantFan or whatever his name is copying and pasting old comments, I get it, it's annoying, but responding to him only encourages it because youre just giving him what he wants, he is a troll and you're feeding him. Don't even read his parodies, and if you happen to open one just click the back button. You'd be surprised how much better you'll feel.
Did you comprehend anything I wrote? These are old comments. No one else is participating. Your problem is with the King of ‘Tards, who will continue to do this regardless. Guess how I know…
The fact that a philosopher like yourself, who uses virtually the same attack variations ev’ry day, sometimes multiple times, would bring up a post that doesn’t have an attack against Gary McNamara may be the smartest thing I’ve ever seen you post. Serious question: have you even listened to a second of any of the songs I’ve parodied? Maybe you could actually take time off from your ’tard postings and listen to Herbie Kay for once, other than what other crap you may listen to on a daily basis. I wish you well with your troll-attacks career.
So you want me to show more effort and creativity when I reply to you - someone who is incapable of putting forth the slightest trace of effort or creativity. Let me know if the stupidity of that ever sinks in. Have I ever listened to either of the songs you've parodied? Nope, can't say that I have, and I don't see it happening in either of our lives either. You may keep your dusty geezer gems all to yourself. There is no surprise about your 'tard anthem since you already admitted it's been blocked. Darrrrr. You have no idea what I actually listen to but I'll bet even you could figure out what I go out of my way to avoid. "Troll-attacks career"? I already told you I have a career (and a great one). The stuff I do on here is merely an avocation. Curious: do you think there's even one person in the world who is proud to know you? I'm trying to imagine how that would work. I know you admire talk show hosts, but I'd bet Gary McNamara would do his level best to avoid being anywhere near you.
True to form, you create stupid commentaries of virtually no consequence but ignore almost everything regarding the Gary incident. Still doing attack variants against the Gary story or just reluctant to admit how amazing that moment really was? IIRC it has something to do with cowboys, cheerleaders and masturbation. Wonder what that could possibly be?
^^^^^Ya know, GeorgeAndGermaineBriantFan, you already used that line earlier, notwithstanding the fact that you appropriated it from one of my comments, as per usual. Not surprising given your inability to come up with anything novel on your own. You even admitted you stole “Creeping Irrelevance” off somebody else - ‘cuz ‘tard. Today’s question: is it true your mom was trying to find out if retroactive abortion was possible? Imagine this site with a regular ID log in setup.
This is rich. I have yet to see you give a logical explanation for your offense over a cowboy line from half a century ago, and you’re suggesting I’m stupid? Labeling you as a philosopher is tantamount to saying the moon landing was real. As regards math questions, one plus one is one of the few questions I can actually comprehend. I can’t count past five without the help of my fingers, and I can only go up to ten. I’m not sure what comes after that. Just curious, what color is the sky in your lonely little world?
Gotta admit, all the commentary you copied, parsed, pasted and edited etc over the past couple of days is the most effort you’ve ever put into anything. During your last break from this forum I assumed you had just been playing Rhythm Steps and jerking off to your stupid singular obsession. I never claimed I was unaware of your Gary McNamara fixation. Unlike you, I only talk about it sparingly. A dumb high schooler who acted like a cowboy and jerked off to his cheerleader crush is not a pawn for the title of “Greatest-Thing-Evarrr”. Too bad you don’t have the brain capability to understand that. Security code for this comment: GFY (Pretty much what your family said to you at one point, isn’t it?)
^^^^^Does someone out there at your home put a star on your day chart every time you get offended over the Gary McNamara story? You’ve mentioned a number of times that I find the story humorous (justifiably), so does this kinda thing count as a “compliment”?
Actually, king of all dorsal orifices, I took your stupid Red Eye challenge, and if I do say so myself, I. Knocked. It. Out. Of. The. Park. Once you get done trying to sound out the big words, see if you can admit you've had your @$$ handed to you. PS You must be really desperate for commentary to start doubling the number of comments you're stealing.
^^^^Awwww, look at Phil Ossifer tryin’ to go hybrid in the comments about the evils of a talk show host acting like a Texas cowboy and having a crush on a cheerleader…in 1973 Tonawanda, New York. “Someone else pooped my pants”. Take 3 minutes out of your day to listen to the OS if you’re not surprised. Oh BTW, for the cognitively impaired, the Gary M. story makes every bit of sense as it did when he let the cat out of the bag on national radio.
So now we’re back to the stupid-@$$ Gary McNamara High School Cowboy Hero fixation, which makes no sense whatsoever. I just think it’s a racist, xenophobic story that occurred in the ‘70s and is prejudiced against high school stereotypes. When has another high schooler acted like a cowboy on his last day of school? Looks like Gary McNamara pooped your pants. OTOH, we agree on what Gary QuackNamara’s legacy is going to be: A hero to the entire world and the second coming of Jesus Christ simply because he uttered two syllables during his last week of high school, and he hasn’t admitted that he actually said it — he only implied that he felt like that. It doesn’t surprise me that you can’t comprehend how trite it actually is, but suffice it to say there’s probably not enough bandwidth to explain why it’s neither creative nor genius. Just like what you did with the Boy Scouts on TV fixation and “Rhythm Steps”, you’re now resorting to using the same topic ad nauseam. I’d be scared to relate what I had for breakfast this morning for fear that you’d turn it into a three month-long obsession. Enjoy spending the rest of your life in complete devotion to this stupid singular moment.
Awwww, whaddamatter? Is you still mad ‘cuz you can’t justify your hate against Gary McNamara anymore? To be honest, I’m not surprised how offended you are over a +/- 50 year old story. Probably jellyous that Gary M. did more on his last day of high school than you have in your entire life. I bet you don’t even know what “racism” or “xenophobia” even means. I don’t even know how to solve a first-grade math question, tie my shoes or draw inside the lines of a coloring book, and this is the thanks I get. Anyway, keep posting the same attack variations every day. It can only get sadder and your audience’s respect for you will shrink exponentially.
GeorgeAndGermaineBriantFan, in all honesty, I enjoy pointing out that your double-digit IQ relegates you to being a copy/paste ‘tard with no original ideas. How sad is it when you sacrifice the relationships with the most important people in your life to completely devote the rest of your life to a song/story/legacy no one else knows or cares about? Tree stumps could claim they're smarter than you, and they'd probably have a point. You sure do like that "racism" narrative. Betcha wish you had a brain that could think of things like that, huh? Dream on, it ain't happening. All I know about Gary McNamara is that he's a has-been from who-the-hell-cares-when, so I have no interest in anything about him whatsoever, whereas fellating seems to be a "you" thing. Think back to when you insinuated that the 300 boy scouts were the actual objects of your desire, or more directly, some weird claim about Ving Rhames ejaculating in an Arby's commercial. Poor Gary McNamara, I sure hope he has a restraining order on file just to keep you from trying to fellate him.
So you act offended and claim that I can't think of anything original when I reply to you -- someone who is incapable of putting forth the slightest bit of effort or creativity. Let me know if the stupidity of that ever sinks in. Dream on, it ain't happening. Have I ever suggested that you have any brain capability whatsoever? No, I haven't. As regards my take on fellatio, looks like the same philosopher who has yet to be proven false on his claims that Ving Rhames didn't have an orgasm during his "Cannonball/Whee" fecalfest last year or that Carole Lombard's Mack Sennett pictures are up there with that Michelangelo statue as regards arousal (she was SMOKING hot back then) also fails to understand what "ejaculation" means. Do you even know that it's a body function that all human males have? No, you don't. Lastly, I've never claimed I wanted to fellate Gary McNamara. I just think his line's a stupid, boring story that could only appeal to a stupid, boring philosopher. (Nudge: that'd be you.) Sharpen your little blue crayon and try again, unless you've broken it already.
And regards the Lombard/Sennett pictures and Wednesday’s “I saw a real cute girl” entry: There is no surprise that you can’t comprehend the concept of Lombard/Lloyd Pantages at an amusement park in the twilight of their childhoods since you’ve obviously never known that experience yourself. Dream on, it ain’t happening.
Look, we get it; everyone here knows that you’re nothing but a screaming garbage baby who hates being reminded of reality, so you try to make up for it by volume-posting and leaving commentary for yourself under other members names. You’ve done nothing but reprise the same songs, subjects and comments since your second day on here, and at best you might change eight words from whatever fecalfest you posted previously. Tree stumps could claim they're smarter than you, and they'd probably have a point. You sure do like that "crayon" line. Betcha wish you had a brain that could think of things like that, huh? Dream on, it ain't happening. Got any proof on that Carole Lombard/Lloyd Whatshisname claim? No, you don't. All I know about them is that they’re has-beens from who-the-hell-cares-when, so I have no interest in anything about them whatsoever. I guess I can’t handle the truth. Lastly, you have called me racist, sexist, a pedophile and other things you don’t know how to spell. Coming from someone who can’t tie their shoes or even write a sentence correctly, I do not think that means what you think it means.
Shows what you know, Phil Ossifer. I wanted to put this here while I still can because it makes your worthless comment even more pathetic. Did you even bother to look into the Carole Lombard/Lloyd Pantages/amusement park connection to the subject matter of Wednesday’s “…Cute Girl” entry? There is no surprise that you can’t comprehend the concept of Lombard/Pantages at an amusement park in the twilight of their childhoods since you’ve obviously never known that experience yourself. Dream on, it ain’t happening. Seeing as how her tenure with “Sennett” was basically one last extension of her childhood, it’s not without the realms of possibility that this was a real scenario. Too bad the board’s Self-Appointed Phil Ossifer can’t understand that. You might as take a look at Carole Lombard’s promotional photos taken about this time. (1927-29) Be prepared to use tissues. Willing to look into that, Phil Ossifer?
Gotta admit, I don’t get the connection between this parody, a has-been geezer gal and movie theater owner’s son’s brief relationship from a century ago and you trying to spin it into a false narrative, just like the Gary McNamara BS. I guess that once you’ve stopped dwelling on Gary McNamara, you could turn the teenaged adventures of Carol Lombard and Lloyd Pants-On-Fire into your new rehash franchise…’cuz ya know you love to copy.
^^^^^^ With the exception of where I responded to a virtually anonymous member, everything above is copy/pasted by YouKnowWho. Get mad at the ‘tard who’s getting off on doing this five days a week instead of people who tell him off. (I’m not the only one, just the most vocal). Maybe if you guys tried contacting management, they might respond. Statistically there’s a far better chance of that than there is of ‘Tard-boy stopping on his own. But yeah, keep bellowing in all caps and see where that gets ya.
Really, who gives a rat's whatever over this nonsense?
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