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Song Parodies -> "You Give Cows A Bad Name."
Original Song Title:
"You Give Love A Bad Name"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Bon Jovi
Parody Song Title:
"You Give Cows A Bad Name."
Parody Written by:
Jade (Author of summer of speeding fines)
The Lyrics
Vote Cows, vote cows!
A bottle of milk, is what you sell,
I hate you and your door to door sales
25 bottles of milk at my door
Please Mr Milkman don't bring any more..
Whoa you're a loaded van.
Inside is an old man,
Inside an old man!
The milks gone bad, and you're too blame
You give cows a bad name
They played their part and you played you're game you give cows a bad name
Yeah you give cowsa bad name!
You walk to my door hands on hips,
Demanding full payment and lots of tips
I say no and you wont go.
The milk is sour so why should I pay
Whoa you're a loaded van,
There's no where to run ..the damage you've done
The milks gone bad, and you're too blame
You give cows a bad name
They played their part and you played you're game you give cows a bad name
Yeah you give cowsa bad name!
The milks gone bad, and you're too blame
You give cows a bad name
They played their part and you played you're game you give cows a bad name
Yeah you give cowsa bad name!
I hate you and your door to door sales
25 bottles of milk at my door
Please Mr Milkman don't bring any more..
Whoa you're a loaded van.
Inside is an old man,
Inside an old man!
The milks gone bad, and you're too blame
You give cows a bad name
They played their part and you played you're game you give cows a bad name
Yeah you give cowsa bad name!
You walk to my door hands on hips,
Demanding full payment and lots of tips
I say no and you wont go.
The milk is sour so why should I pay
Whoa you're a loaded van,
There's no where to run ..the damage you've done
The milks gone bad, and you're too blame
You give cows a bad name
They played their part and you played you're game you give cows a bad name
Yeah you give cowsa bad name!
The milks gone bad, and you're too blame
You give cows a bad name
They played their part and you played you're game you give cows a bad name
Yeah you give cowsa bad name!
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Vote cows! WHo agrees?
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No offence to Bon Jovi, the band rocks, I just wanted to make a parody , and it just happens that I was listening to the Slippery When Wet album at the time.
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