-> "Chuck Norris"
Original Song Title:
"Living on a Prayer"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Chuck Norris"
Parody Written by:
The Kurgan
The Lyrics
Once upon a time
Not so long ago
Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer
Too bad he never cries
He never ever cries..,too bad, too bad
There is no chin under his beard
Only another fist, He uses it for killing people
Extra fist - for murder
You got to be careful when he's around
cause it doesnt make a difference
If you like it or not
He'll roundhouse kick you in the face
Tick him off - You might get shot
Chorus:
Whooah, He will kill you
Wooah, Roundhouse kicking you
Leave him alone and you'll make it - I swear
Wooah, Beware of the Chuck
There's no such thing as evolution
Just a list of animals
Chuck allows to live - It's true, so true
They tried to put him on Mt.Rushmore
But the granite was too soft for his beard
Chuck caused the Big Bang by kicking a ball...a soccer ball
Hitler never killed himself in his bunker
Chuck Norris killed him
by suffocation with his beard
He shot down a jet by yelling bang
For fun - The snake-plane was shot
Chorus
Whooah, Chuck Norris rocks
Wooah, He divides by zero
He counted to infinity twice- I swear
Wooah, If you see him, beware
He jumps a moving bus in a single bound
Don't try to pick a fight because you'll end up like Bruce Lee
Chorus
Whooah, Gins don't kill people
Wooah, Only Chuck Norris
He doesn't ever go hunting- I swear
Wooah, He goes KILLING all the time.
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