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Song Parodies -> "Spare Me Jay"
Original Song Title:
"It's My Life"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Bon Jovi
Parody Song Title:
"Spare Me Jay"
Parody Written by:
BX22
The Lyrics
Jay Leno is evil and is out to get me. I want him to stay the hell away from me as possible.
Listen Leno, you vile monster.
Stay away from me, you evil doer.
You're scaring me Jay, don't you understand?
You're just so cruel and evil.
Just don't hurt me, maim me or kill me.
[Chorus:]
Spare me Jay
Please don't destroy me.
You can take my dad and mother.
Please don't hurt me.
(Spare me Jay)
You're nothing but pure evil.
Your nice guy gimmick does not fool me.
Don't eat me Jay I do not taste good.
Keep your claws off me you monster.
Spare me Jay.
Go back to where you came from you horrid beast.
I'm not fooled by your nice act, not in the least.
You're really evil, you're out to get me.
Leno you fiend, leave me be.
Leave me be, leave me be.
[Chorus:]
Spare me Jay
Please don't destroy me.
You can take my dad and mother.
Please don't hurt me.
(Spare me Jay)
You're nothing but pure evil.
Your nice guy gimmick does not fool me.
Don't eat me Jay I do not taste good.
Keep your claws off me you monster.
Spare me Jay.
Stay away Jay, don't come near me.
I know your evil intentions and motives.
You're after me, you're out to get me.
You'll eat away at my heart, you'll steal my soul.
You're ten times more evil than Anna Nicole.
[Chorus:]
Spare me Jay
Please don't destroy me.
You can take my dad and mother.
Please don't hurt me.
(Spare me Jay)
You're nothing but pure evil.
Your nice guy gimmick does not fool me.
Don't eat me Jay I do not taste good.
Keep your claws off me you monster.
Spare me Jay.
[Chorus:]
Spare me Jay
Please don't destroy me.
You can take my dad and mother.
Please don't hurt me.
(Spare me Jay)
You're nothing but pure evil.
Your nice guy gimmick does not fool me.
Don't eat me Jay I do not taste good.
Keep your claws off me you monster.
Spare me Jay.
Stay away from me, you evil doer.
You're scaring me Jay, don't you understand?
You're just so cruel and evil.
Just don't hurt me, maim me or kill me.
[Chorus:]
Spare me Jay
Please don't destroy me.
You can take my dad and mother.
Please don't hurt me.
(Spare me Jay)
You're nothing but pure evil.
Your nice guy gimmick does not fool me.
Don't eat me Jay I do not taste good.
Keep your claws off me you monster.
Spare me Jay.
Go back to where you came from you horrid beast.
I'm not fooled by your nice act, not in the least.
You're really evil, you're out to get me.
Leno you fiend, leave me be.
Leave me be, leave me be.
[Chorus:]
Spare me Jay
Please don't destroy me.
You can take my dad and mother.
Please don't hurt me.
(Spare me Jay)
You're nothing but pure evil.
Your nice guy gimmick does not fool me.
Don't eat me Jay I do not taste good.
Keep your claws off me you monster.
Spare me Jay.
Stay away Jay, don't come near me.
I know your evil intentions and motives.
You're after me, you're out to get me.
You'll eat away at my heart, you'll steal my soul.
You're ten times more evil than Anna Nicole.
[Chorus:]
Spare me Jay
Please don't destroy me.
You can take my dad and mother.
Please don't hurt me.
(Spare me Jay)
You're nothing but pure evil.
Your nice guy gimmick does not fool me.
Don't eat me Jay I do not taste good.
Keep your claws off me you monster.
Spare me Jay.
[Chorus:]
Spare me Jay
Please don't destroy me.
You can take my dad and mother.
Please don't hurt me.
(Spare me Jay)
You're nothing but pure evil.
Your nice guy gimmick does not fool me.
Don't eat me Jay I do not taste good.
Keep your claws off me you monster.
Spare me Jay.
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Yeah . . . blue jays can be nasty birds! they steal food & break eggs!
I meant Jay Leno.
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