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Song Parodies -> "You Give Guns A Bad Name"
Original Song Title:
"You Give Love A Bad Name"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Bon Jovi
Parody Song Title:
"You Give Guns A Bad Name"
Parody Written by:
Gari J
The Lyrics
Shot in the arse and you’re in pain, DULLEN
You dropped your gun ah dam’gain
For Protection is what your for
Your meant to shoot robbers but you shot me instead
Pains enough with a bullet in me
It wasn’t a shotgun it was an M16
It’s a loaded gun…yeah
Can no longer run
The bullets inside, the damage is done
Shot in the arse and you’re in pain, DULLEN
You dropped your gun ah dam’gen
The bullet fired but went the wrong way
You give guns a bad name
You give guns a bad name
Your stupid and oh so thick
That bullet could have hit your dick
That would've been bad you might have cried
You could’nt have kids cos your penis was fried
Your not having fun
Learn to use a gun
Don’t use the M16 get a smaller one.
Shot in the arse and you’re in pain, DULLEN
You dropped your gun ah dam’gen
The bullet fired but went the wrong way
You give guns a bad name
You give guns….
Shot in the arse and you’re in pain, DULLEN
Don’t drop your gun ah dam’gen
Next time you could drop a dam grenade
You give guns a bad name
Shot in the arse and you’re in pain, DULLEN
Don’t drop your gun ah dam’gen
Next time you could drop a dam grenade
You give guns a bad name
You give guns....
You give guns a bad name
You give guns....
You give guns a bad name
You dropped your gun ah dam’gain
For Protection is what your for
Your meant to shoot robbers but you shot me instead
Pains enough with a bullet in me
It wasn’t a shotgun it was an M16
It’s a loaded gun…yeah
Can no longer run
The bullets inside, the damage is done
Shot in the arse and you’re in pain, DULLEN
You dropped your gun ah dam’gen
The bullet fired but went the wrong way
You give guns a bad name
You give guns a bad name
Your stupid and oh so thick
That bullet could have hit your dick
That would've been bad you might have cried
You could’nt have kids cos your penis was fried
Your not having fun
Learn to use a gun
Don’t use the M16 get a smaller one.
Shot in the arse and you’re in pain, DULLEN
You dropped your gun ah dam’gen
The bullet fired but went the wrong way
You give guns a bad name
You give guns….
Shot in the arse and you’re in pain, DULLEN
Don’t drop your gun ah dam’gen
Next time you could drop a dam grenade
You give guns a bad name
Shot in the arse and you’re in pain, DULLEN
Don’t drop your gun ah dam’gen
Next time you could drop a dam grenade
You give guns a bad name
You give guns....
You give guns a bad name
You give guns....
You give guns a bad name
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