-> "A Busy Day at Wal-Mart"
Original Song Title:
"Total Eclipse of the Heart"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"A Busy Day at Wal-Mart"
The Lyrics
Getting bored, every now and then I get a little bit hungry and this stupid line won't move
Getting bored, every now and then I get a little bit tired of listening to the managers scream
Getting bored, every now and then I get a little bit nervous of the people waiting right behind me
Getting bored, every now and then I get a little bit terrified and I wanna break free from this line
Getting bored, in this line, I don't know why I came to Wal-Mart
Getting bored, in this line, I don't know why I came to Wal-Mart
Getting bored, every now and then I get a little bit restless and I wanna leave this place
Getting bored, every now and then I wish the lady in front of me would shut up the child in her arms
Getting bored, reading the fake newspapers on the magazine rack and I know I wanna escape this line
Getting bored, every now and then I get a little bit terrified and I wanna break free from this line
Getting bored, in this line, I don't know why I came to Wal-Mart
Getting bored, in this line, I don't know why I came to Wal-Mart
And I wanna leave tonight
I've been standing here forever
And if only this line weren't so tight
I'd be happier than ever
There's a rack of candy to the right
The awful music is getting louder
Maybe I can make it to the end of the line
The 10-year old kid in front of me just dropped a dime
I just wanna pay for, this cheap box of Pop-Tarts
The guy way up ahead has filled up three shopping carts
I need to leave here tonight
Yes, I just wanna leave tonight
Yes, I just wanna leave tonight
Once upon a time I was sitting at home,
But now I'm standing here in this mart
There's nothing I can do,
It's a busy day at Wal-Mart
Once upon a time I was waiting in line
With no one else around me at all
All that has now changed,
It's a busy day at Wal-Mart
(Instrumental break)
Getting bored, in this line, I don't know why I came to Wal-Mart
Getting bored, in this line, I don't know why I came to Wal-Mart
And I wanna leave tonight
I've been standing here forever
And if only this line weren't so tight
I'd be happier than ever
There's a rack of candy to the right
The awful music is getting louder
Maybe I can make it to the end of the line
The 10-year old kid in front of me just dropped a dime
I just wanna pay for, this cheap box of Pop-Tarts
The guy way up ahead has filled up three shopping carts
I need to leave here tonight
Yes, I just wanna leave tonight
Yes, I just wanna leave tonight
Once upon a time I was sitting at home,
But now I'm standing here in this mart
There's nothing I can do,
It's a busy day at Wal-Mart
Once upon a time I was waiting in line
With no one else around me at all
All that has now changed,
It's a busy day at Wal-Mart
It's a busy day at Wal-Mart
It's a busy day at Wal-Mart
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