(Turn around)
Every now and then I get a little bit lonely cos my partner's not around
(Turn around)
Every now and then I think life's not going my way and the rat race makes me want to break down
(Turn around)
Every now and then I know that salads can't fill me and my stomach makes a noise that is rude
(Turn around)
Every now and then I think I'll feel so much better if I stuff my face with lots of junk food

(Turn around, greedy)
Every now and then I fall apart
(Turn around, greedy)
Every now and then I fall apart

(Turn around)
Every now and then I go to the supermarket and I see what they have got
(Turn around)
Every now and then I avoid the food I should have and I look for all the stuff I should not
(Turn around)
Every now and then I get some frozen ready meals and I say to Hell with the calories
(Turn around)
Every now and then I find some booze to go with them and some gateaux from the patisserie


(Turn around, greedy)
I don't care if it will make me bulge
(Turn around, greedy)
Every now and then I will indulge
In fast food and chocolate cakes
When I need them more than ever
'Cause you know, that's all it takes
To make me feel so much better
When I eat, I forget my heartaches
And so I must say: whoever thought of diets, well, they must be a saint
But I'm too low to follow one, so I guess I ain't
I will be greedy tonight
My diet's going to end tonight
My diet's going to end tonight

I'm going to have a pig-out to cheer myself up
And cure myself of my broken heart
If your heart's broken too, why don't you come round and take part?
We'll eat some pie and chips and we'll drink some red wine
Then the future won't look so dark
And when we've finished that, we'll have us some blackberry tart