-> "Totally Ripped Me Apart"
Original Song Title:
"Total Eclipse of the Heart"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Totally Ripped Me Apart"
Parody Written by:
The AmiRighteous Brothers
The Lyrics
(Burning ground) - zooming ‘round the bend, I see a brittle hit coming, and the pedal’s stuck way down
(Churning sound) - pondering my end, I get a spittle drip kind of glistening, I am hounded by fears
(Worry bound)- like a plow, descend, I bet I piddle while swerving and this mess will lead to tears, I might die
(Spurning mound)- make a vow, amend to get a little bit sanctified and then I scream and book my demise
(Pedal down, fright, cries) - oh I know the pain this will impart
(Pedal down, fight lies) - oh the growing strain upon my heart
(Wear a frown) - speeding like a train, I do a little sin confess ‘til I beam to afterlife
(Crunching sound) - sensing bunch of pain, I sweat and in a fit, am stressed, they’ll be prying for awhile with crow bars
(Pants are brown) - smelly odor, stain, I see a dented big oak tree, I don’t slow when flying, jet through the sky
(Slurry sound) - body is in strain, my voice a little bit petrified, as piece of hood’s in my thigh
(Pedal down, fright, cries) - oh I know the pain this will impart
(Pedal down, fight lies) - oh the growing strain upon my heart
And I’ll need a tow from site
As I speed into a river
And if you’re only told my plight
As I’m folding, punctured liver
And my bones’ll be breaking, turn white,
Maybe sever my dong, oh, mother
I can’t take it, there’s a bend in my spine
My duff is past the meadow, in tree, when did I climb (when did I climb)
I’ve crashed, not moving too, but my gear is not in park
I’m pleading like a coward, beg and peel off the bark
I’m really bleeding, in fright
I quiver and I might ignite
My liver’s gonna burst tonight
Running a stop sign, I now crawl on my butt
I hear they are recalling my car
It’s too late what a screw
The pedal just sticks on my car
A crack upon my spine, no more nights with my wife
‘Cause now my big, fat gut is in parts
What a price to pay
It totally ripped me apart
Guitar solo time
(Pedal down, fright, cries) - oh I know the pain this will impart
(Pedal down, fight lies) - oh the growing stain upon my heart
And you disavowed this plight
Oh I need a fix, Toyota
Because the car you sold’s not right
No more damage to our scrota
And do more than just speak so polite
‘Cause there’s such a big throng, another
Car is waiting for our spending on time
This stuff you will be adding for me, pedal design
You now know what to do, as repairs you will embark
Forgiving you, you laid an egg, it was your remark
I won’t be speeding in fright
Toyota’s pedal fix is right
Toyota says they’ll make it right
Pedal realigned, did they fix it enough
‘Cause now my floor mat’s tangled, bizarre
Grunting, I am screwed
My floor mat it sticks in my car
Bummer, what a crime, as I write of my strife
I plow into some stuff in the park
Grunting, I am screwed
It totally ripped me apart
It totally ripped me apart
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