-> "John McCain's Not a Hero!"
Original Song Title:
"Holding Out for a Hero"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"John McCain's Not a Hero!"
The Lyrics
As sung by Donald Trump:
I'll tell you 'bout the good men, son
Who fought and beat the odds
Soldiers that had victories
Not some POW clod!
I like people who weren't captured
Medal earners not on their knees, but stood tall like Roman God's!
(Chorus)
McCain's not a Hero!
He was shot down, sub-par Flier in flight
A-4 Skyhawk
Missile too fast
Landed near Hanoi all right
McCain's not a Hero!
With Commanders he oft liked to fight
He got it all wrong
Careless and reckless- was doomed
Faced the NVA, and took a knife
Vietnam was a bad fight
Not a big fan you see
Victory was out of reach
In the end, we got nothing!
I had bone spurs in my feet
Minor detail as I missed the draft lottery!!!
My number was too high, you see...
(Chorus)
Senator McCain, well, he talks a lot
He helped VA? He-he! Pleeease!!!
His fellow Vets are suffering
But he does nothing... nothing!!!
You think a guy who endured pain,
Humiliation, blood
Would take better care
Of all his POW chums!
(Chorus)
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