Where have all the Med foods gone
Flat bread and tzatziki sauce?
Meat that's cooked up vertically
Usually pork, but Mutton at extra cost?
Need a Greek restaurant that will meet my needs
Fast food is growing old, something unusual I wanna eat

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I need a gyro
I'm holding out for a gyro when the timing is right
I prefer chicken
Tomatoes, onions in there tightly packed
And it's gotta be fresh before I buy
I need a gyro
I'm holding out for a gyro that's made just right
From a Greek or a Jew
And I need it real soon
Don't forget oil, salt, pepper, garlic powder, and parsley that's freshly dried!

Ethnic foods are alright
With my family
But it's a tossup between Chinese
And all the crap from Italy
Sometimes it's BK, other times KFC
But I like Mediterranean and so it's gotta be real Greek!

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Gyros are sandwiches I love
Chicken, but sometimes beef
Stuff some veggies deep in there
And then watch me feed the beast

Why I like it, can't explain
I can't get enough
At least it's better than the steaks
My brothers eat with blood!

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