Amana

Wait, tomorrow’s too far away
The dishes must be washed today
I rinse ‘em once or twice ‘fore I put them inside
Oh my new dish-washer, I love you
Then I, I set up the timer thing
I’m waiting for it to ding
When they get done tonight I’ll be feeling alright
Yes my new dish-washer I love you

Yes, when I hear it pressurize I think with some surprise
Amana
I wanna do them right away ‘cause I just bought the thing today
Amana
And even though I am a man I’ll say it because I can
Amana
I love you

And I’m thinking today’s the day
I should get a new microwave
There’s one out there for me and I’m ready to see
A new brand name
I head out to buy one
So, here I got all this popcorn
Seems I’ve had it since I was born
But now my microwave has gone to its grave
I’m so forlorn
I head out to buy one

And so don’t be too surprised if you’re used to tenderize
Amana
And I’ll take you home today just as soon as I can pay
Amana
And then according to my plan I’ll use you like a man
Amana

And now I
Maybe might be too late
Because I, I also need a dry-er
No, the laundry just can’t wait
So, so Amana
I buy all those things together
They’ll last forever
These appliances just won’t wait

And, standin’ here in this line
It’s now taking too much of my time
To make these Amanas mine