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Song Parodies -> "That's John Candy"
Original Song Title:
"I Want Candy"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Bow Wow Wow
Parody Song Title:
"That's John Candy"
Parody Written by:
renaldo58
The Lyrics
Bow wow wow indeed.
I drink water from bathroom bowls
Master's gone so he don't know
Better than water I must confide
The treat hanging there inside
That's john candy
That's john candy
It smells sweet, that toilet mint
I like mine with some carpet lint
It's like chewing hard sugar cane
Extra flavor from yellow stain
That's john candy
That's john candy
Cat looks at me, says I'm uncouth
'Cause the water gives me blue tooth
After john candy I clean down south
Master gets home I lick his mouth
That's just dandy
That's just dandy
Master's gone so he don't know
Better than water I must confide
The treat hanging there inside
That's john candy
That's john candy
It smells sweet, that toilet mint
I like mine with some carpet lint
It's like chewing hard sugar cane
Extra flavor from yellow stain
That's john candy
That's john candy
Cat looks at me, says I'm uncouth
'Cause the water gives me blue tooth
After john candy I clean down south
Master gets home I lick his mouth
That's just dandy
That's just dandy
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Oh geez, and here I was hoping for a salute to the late actor. Oh well.
1-5-2 here. What a disapointment, but wait...it could be a nod to his character from Spaceballs though.
Thought about doing a british version called loo candy, but nobody famous is named Lou Candy.
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