Eating cheetos, picking nose
Wiping off on tattered clothes
cause he was born a slob
Wasting in a run down trailer park
He only reads the paper after dark
His horoscope said, "get a job!"


That's just the way he 'is'
He sheets are never changed
That's just the way he 'is'
But our God still love's him


On an old lazy boy watching tube
He spreads K.Y. lube
Cause he broke up with his wife
He earned her scorn watching his porn
She couldn't stay
Did he ever care about her
while she was in his life
She left, sayin

That's just the way you 'is'
Why you so freaking strange
That's just the way you 'is'
And you're why I'm leavin

Well she drove off in her Accord
And prayed one day that he would find the Lord
If he'd only go to church
They'd be happily ever aft
But all he wants is to stroke his shaft
Goes online for his jolly search

That's just the way he 'is'
Though he may seem deranged
That's just the way he 'is'
And Jesus died for him