-> "Quorn Is Something Quool I Ate"
Original Song Title:
"Born In The U.S.A."
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Quorn Is Something Quool I Ate"
Parody Written by:
vegan minstrel
The Lyrics
Well, I was a hungry soul in the land of fast food,
Eating burgers and fries, my health was subdued.
But then I discovered a protein delight,
Quorn mycoprotein, it turned my world bright.
Quorn is something quool I ate,
A healthy choice, don't underestimate.
With fiber high and sat fat low,
Quorn mycoprotein, it's the way to go!
Now, what is Quorn mycoprotein, you might ask?
It's a fungal wonder, no need for a cow's task.
Fusarium venenatum, a fungus so fine,
Grown in the soil, nature's protein divine.
From the soil it rises, this nutritious treasure,
Quorn mycoprotein, a plant-based pleasure.
No livestock involved, no harm to be seen,
A sustainable choice, oh, how quool it's been!
Quorn is something quool I ate,
A healthy choice, don't underestimate.
With fiber high and sat fat low,
Quorn mycoprotein, it's the way to go!
I've replaced the burgers with Quorn's tasty fare,
No more guilt, no more unhealthy despair.
Sautéed or grilled, it's versatile indeed,
With Quorn mycoprotein, my cravings are freed.
Quorn is something quool I ate,
A healthy choice, don't underestimate.
With fiber high and sat fat low,
Quorn mycoprotein, it's the way to go!
So let's raise our forks, sing this quool refrain,
Quorn mycoprotein, it's a wellness campaign.
Embrace the goodness, the flavor, the fun,
Quorn is something quool for everyone!
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