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Song Parodies -> "Whored Out, the USA"

Original Song Title:

"Born In The USA"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bruce Springsteen

Parody Song Title:

"Whored Out, the USA"

Parody Written by:

ICADHH

The Lyrics

Whores in a dreck-scam town
The worst idiots found anywhere around
Trogs, mad dogs and hogs “great” at sucking up
Cabinet that full of butt-bussing lap pup clowns

Whores run the USA
It’s been whored out, the USA
Wackjob whores run the USA
Whores run the USA down

Selling out the homeland, these rats
Encourage using rifles and gats
Fascist militia’s where it’s at
Send goons out to rat-ta-tat-tat

Scores to settle’s the way
Go spill gore and not have to pay
Spill lots more, make the Fuehrer’s day
’cause whored out is the USA

Kill safeguards on the refineries
Let rapacious gas-making rats run free
Greenlighted to destroy the land
Nazi salutes, ideals, Musk’s brand. Heil!!

The once great USA is gone
Turd Reich more than four years long?
Neo-Nazis been spawned
And we have seen so many morons conned
By orange Fuehrer, combover dyed blond. Clown

US was a great land more than two centuries
But it’s never had this kind of treachery
Scourge and curse that’s run by a toad
To Putin classified secrets he sold

Whored out the USA
Each day, whores rout the USA
Whore is in Putin’s pay
Serves the prong of Vladdie and suchlike each day. Mouthed
Whored out, the USA
Whores run the USA
More whores in play each day
Just tools fawning to Vladdie and our-foes cadre

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