-> "Born To Live In A Cave"
Original Song Title:
"Born in the USA"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Born To Live In A Cave"
Parody Written by:
Chris Mondloch
The Lyrics
Born in a Saudi Arabian town,
When I die, I'm Allah - bound
But I dropped a bomb that blew up too much,
Now I spend half my life just hidin' from Bush.
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Born to live in a cave, I was
Born to live in a cave, I was
Born to live in a cave
Born to live in a cave
Started a big terrorist camp,
When Bush came, my plans got damp,
He sent his troops to Afghanistan,
To go and kill the Taliban.
[CHORUS]
I come out my cave, and I can see,
Bush is bombin' Iraq, and not me,
He's askin if they got nukes in Iran,
Can they make an A-bomb? Yes, they can,
[CHORUS]
Iraq's president was named Sadaam,
America invaded 'cause they thought he had a bomb,
They found him hidin', now he's all gone,
They killed his sons, and Iraq's takin' arms,
Now Bush has a card deck of the men he wants,
Filled my cave with artillery,
After 9-11 Bush said he would be comin' after me
Now, if I see any soldiers, I will lock and load,
Till then, I got no one to kill, and no bombs to explode,
Born to live in a cave, I was
Born to live in a cave, now
Born to live in a cave,
I'm a long bombed terrorist livin' in a cave,
Born to live in a cave, I was
Born to live in a cave, now
Born to live in a cave,
I'm a gun- cockin' Saudi livin' in a cave.
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