Baseball hit my helmet, hit the ground
Fumbled the football, made a huge jump over teammates, made funny sounds
Shot the basketball, right by the rim it got stuck
I think I might need more than a little luck
To stop doing this stuff because bloopers aren't fun

Tried to dunk, but the ball wasn't there
Shot the puck into the audience, don't care
There was a big fight, all because of that one
It's because of me that some games aren't won
In my experience, I know bloopers aren't fun

I'm in the blooper video, now people watch me
It really stinks that they're now laughing at me
But they never played pro sports like me, no way
I guess I'll just have to live with it today, but those bloopers aren't fun

It ought to be easy, ought to be simple enough
You play the sport, and try not to mess up
But it's tougher than it looks, golf balls in rough
Tennis ball hit the referee, knocked him off the chair, that's tough, but I'll try to improve this because bloopers aren't fun