Put too much pepper on my hot dog,
ten minutes later I was runnin to the john.
To drop a pile,
ohhhh it felt like

My butt was on fire!


Quickly ran out of the bathroom,
I ran to the kitchen & I grabbed some ice cubes.
To cool that fire,

ohhh ohhh ohhh!
my butt was on fire!

Feels like someone took a knife, blade edgy & sleek,
heat it in the oven, then pressed it to my butt cheeks!
Well late at night I scream in the dark, trying to let out an itty bitty fart.
Oh its worse,
when I drop a pile
ohhh then it feels, like my butt is on fire!

I went to see the Doctor the very next day,
the Doctor told me it's ok,
uh huh
what a liar!
then tell me why it feels, like my butt is on fire!