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Song Parodies -> "Porn in Osama's Place"
Original Song Title:
"Born in the USA"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Bruce Springsteen
Parody Song Title:
"Porn in Osama's Place"
Parody Written by:
Susanna Viljanen
The Lyrics
I read the news on another day
Osama's dead and buried away
Yanks ransacked his place and found some goods
What they found, let be understood:
[they found]
Porn in Osama's place
Porn, a whole database
Porn, both for straight and gays,
Porn, dressed in satin and lace
Osama posed as a pious Muslim man
Who'd never drink booze or go eating ham
It's now clear he was a hypocrite
Just another corrupt Sybarite
[he had]
Porn in Osama's place
Porn, in humongous case
Porn, straight from USA
Porn, with piebalds and bays
He had a harem of some seven wives
Yet had problems with his sexual drive
He couldn't get no satisfaction, no
So his home was a bordello
[there was]
Porn, in Osama's place
Porn, and he lost his face
Porn, with White and Negro race
Porn, smutty and debase
He had his buddies in Afghanistan
Fighting with the Taliban
Yanks still there, but now he's all gone
They shot his brains all over his den
The pictures' were to cruel for congressmen
[more cruel than]
Porn in Osama's place
Porn, some necrophilia-s
Porn, breathing at fast pace
Porn, he was one sick case
Down below at furnaces of Hell
Osama's shov'ling coal and shoveling well
Ain't got no virgins and ain't got no wine
Nowhere to go and it sure ain't fine
[no more]
Porn in Osama's place
Porn, he was denied from grace
Porn, God his name erased
Porn, confiscated by USA
Osama's dead and buried away
Yanks ransacked his place and found some goods
What they found, let be understood:
[they found]
Porn in Osama's place
Porn, a whole database
Porn, both for straight and gays,
Porn, dressed in satin and lace
Osama posed as a pious Muslim man
Who'd never drink booze or go eating ham
It's now clear he was a hypocrite
Just another corrupt Sybarite
[he had]
Porn in Osama's place
Porn, in humongous case
Porn, straight from USA
Porn, with piebalds and bays
He had a harem of some seven wives
Yet had problems with his sexual drive
He couldn't get no satisfaction, no
So his home was a bordello
[there was]
Porn, in Osama's place
Porn, and he lost his face
Porn, with White and Negro race
Porn, smutty and debase
He had his buddies in Afghanistan
Fighting with the Taliban
Yanks still there, but now he's all gone
They shot his brains all over his den
The pictures' were to cruel for congressmen
[more cruel than]
Porn in Osama's place
Porn, some necrophilia-s
Porn, breathing at fast pace
Porn, he was one sick case
Down below at furnaces of Hell
Osama's shov'ling coal and shoveling well
Ain't got no virgins and ain't got no wine
Nowhere to go and it sure ain't fine
[no more]
Porn in Osama's place
Porn, he was denied from grace
Porn, God his name erased
Porn, confiscated by USA
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Great job Susanna- 555!!!
Well done. Liked your references to the variety of porn, including equine. Security code for this comment is SMM. That sounds like something Osama would have been into.
Even though I am not into sex or porn, period, I will grin and bare it, and still give you a 555! :-)
Let's sat I was expecting Osama bin Laden being a hypocrite to boot. He was just that kind of a b*stard who would not live like he taught, and rather would send his followers into certain death and hide like a rat somewhere else rather than face the danger by himself. I did expect something like that - finding a stash of smut there. I had problems on finding words rhyming with "place", and I couldn't figure out where I could use the word "bays". Then I realized "bay" is a type of colouring of a horse, and bestiality is one of the forms of sexuality strictly haraam in Islam. All in all I sincerely hope Osama has good time on pushing coke at the Cosmic Steel Mill. If he had lived like he taught, he could have been a worthy opponent.
Just look at the Arnold Schwarzenegger divorce. Remember Bill Clinton? What about that French dude from the Monetary Fund? There were rumors about Dr Martin Luther King that his widow never challenged. It is a weakness that has brought down men, good and bad.
Patrick, yup. Sexuality is a good servant but a bad master.
I think it was Socrates (from feeble memory, without looking it up) who said, upon reaching the age where he lost his lust, "At last, I am free of a cruel and insane master!" ... if only women could understand the burden that that master imposes on its servants - half the world's population.
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