I've got a stomach ache & I’m headed for the bidet.
Got a new game for my birthday because i ate too much cake!
I gotta catch all of those creatures as I move from town to town,
I’m gonna capture those guys just as soon as their health’s down!

‘Cause I got Poo Pé-Fever,
(Poo Pé-Fever),
It’s drivin’ me crazy!
(Drivin’ me crazy)
I got Poo Pé-Fever,
(Poo Pé-Fever),
I’m goin’ outta my mind!
(Goin’ outta my mind!)
I got Poo Pé-Fever,
(Poo Pé-Fever),
I’m goin’ outta my mind!
(Goin’ outta my mind!)

(Pokémon sound effects)

I got all the badges now, up until the eighth BRIM.*
Wild Rhydon** has appeared & I know it’s either me or him,
So I’ll counter him with Blastoise & try to keep my cool.
Gonna meet the Elite Four & take ‘em all back to school!

‘Cause I got Poo Pé-Fever,
(Poo Pé-Fever),
It’s drivin’ me crazy!
(Drivin’ me crazy)
I got Poo Pé-Fever,
(Poo Pé-Fever),
I’m goin’ outta my mind!
(Goin’ outta my mind!)
I got Poo Pé-Fever,
(Poo Pé-Fever),
I’m goin’ outta my mind!
(Goin’ outta my mind!)

(Pokémon sound effects)

I’m gonna Leer to the left***
And Bind to the right,
‘Cause ur too slow,
And im outta sight!

[guitar solo]

Now I’ve beat the Champion, but my Poo Pé Dex ain’t filled yet,
So it’s back around the block, but I’ve got no reason to fret.
I’m really cookin’ now, catchin’ everything in sight,
Batteries are low, so I’ll wait ‘till tomorrow night.

‘Cause I got Poo Pé-Fever,
(Poo Pé-Fever),
It’s drivin’ me crazy!
(Drivin’ me crazy)
I got Poo Pé-Fever,
(Poo Pé-Fever),
I’m goin’ outta my mind!
(Goin’ outta my mind!)
I got Poo Pé-Fever,
(Poo Pé-Fever),
I’m goin’ outta my mind!
(Goin’ outta my mind!)

(Pokémon sound effects)

[fade out]