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Song Parodies -> "Netherlands Was Kung Fu Kicking"
Original Song Title:
"Kung Fu Fighting"
Original Performer:
Carl Douglas
Parody Song Title:
"Netherlands Was Kung Fu Kicking"
Parody Written by:
MidNight The Magnificent
The Lyrics
Ho ho ho ho
Ho ho ho ho
Ho ho ho ho
Ho ho ho ho
Netherlands was kung-fu kicking
De Jong's boots were high as Alonoso's chest
In fact it was absolutely brutal
But Spain played with expert discipline
They were hunky Spanish men from funky españa
They were passing balls here and they were passing balls there
It's a dirty football match and everybody knew their part
From a tackle to a dive, and digging spurs into ankles
Netherlands was kung-fu kicking
De Jong's boots were high as Alonoso's chest
In fact it was absolutely brutal
But Spain played with expert discipline
There was keeper Casillas and hero Iniesta
They said here comes referee Webb, let's whine to him!
Webb flipped a coin and blew his whistle, started the World Cup Final match,
The referee gave out 14 yellows,
They're into a brand knew half
Netherlands was kung-fu kicking
De Jong's boots were high as Alonoso's chest
In fact it was absolutely brutal
But Spain played with expert discipline
(repeat)...Make sure you have expert discipline
Kung-fu kicking, should have been red carded then!
Ho ho ho ho
Ho ho ho ho
Ho ho ho ho
Netherlands was kung-fu kicking
De Jong's boots were high as Alonoso's chest
In fact it was absolutely brutal
But Spain played with expert discipline
They were hunky Spanish men from funky españa
They were passing balls here and they were passing balls there
It's a dirty football match and everybody knew their part
From a tackle to a dive, and digging spurs into ankles
Netherlands was kung-fu kicking
De Jong's boots were high as Alonoso's chest
In fact it was absolutely brutal
But Spain played with expert discipline
There was keeper Casillas and hero Iniesta
They said here comes referee Webb, let's whine to him!
Webb flipped a coin and blew his whistle, started the World Cup Final match,
The referee gave out 14 yellows,
They're into a brand knew half
Netherlands was kung-fu kicking
De Jong's boots were high as Alonoso's chest
In fact it was absolutely brutal
But Spain played with expert discipline
(repeat)...Make sure you have expert discipline
Kung-fu kicking, should have been red carded then!
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Pacing poor, rhymes nearly nonexistent, and Spain were by far the dirtier of the two teams in the final. But you know what Eric Cantona said: "When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they sardines will be thrown into the sea."
Boxing, olympic ice skating, and soccer. Three sports where refs and/or judges are paid to sway the outcome. As for this parody, MP is spot on.
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