(Barack Obama)

One day more
Another speech, another campaign won
This never-ending road to Washington
Tomorrow I will raise my hand
Tomorrow I will take command
One day more

(Hillary Clinton)

Tomorrow I will stand in line
And I'll accept my consolation

(Obama)

One day more!

(Hillary)

He took the job that should be mine
Can I conceal my desolation?

(George Bush)

One more day and one last poll

(Hillary and Bill Clinton)

Will we ever rule again?

(Bush)

My popularity keeps fading

(Hillary and Bill)

Seems I'm always stuck with you

(Bush)

What a term I might have had

(Hillary and Bill)

There is much we still can do

(Bush)

Instead I'm just like LBJ

(Joseph Biden)

One more day before the storm

(Bill)

I will follow where she goes

(Biden)

How will the President be tested?

(Bill)

There are spotlights to be shared

(Biden)

We whipped Senator McCain

(Bill)

You've not seen the last of me

(Biden)

Soon bin Laden will be bested

(American Public)

We've heard enough!
Get on with it!

(Barack)

One day more!

(Charles Schumer)

One more day of Constitution
Then we'll have a little fun
We will thrash those bitter rednecks
We will confiscate their guns

(Barack)

One day more!

(Nancy Pelosi & Harry Reid)

Masters of the House
And the Senate, too
Not a single limit
On what we can do
Coddling the poor
Punishing success
Got to take advantage
Of this fiscal mess

(Adoring Crowds)

One day to a land of plenty
Raise the stack of freebies high
And Barack will be our King!
And Barack will be our King!
There'll be money for the taking
There'll be handouts for us all
Do you hear the rabble sing?

(Bill)

Your place is where?
I'll go with you

(Barack)

One day more

(Hillary)

I did NOT come all this way
Just to be a secretary

(Democrats)

We'll repeal the First Amendment
We will kill talk radio
We will silence this Rush Limbaugh
Hit 'em fast before they know

(Bush)

One more day, I'll be alone

(Barack)

One day more!

(Hillary)

Tomorrow I'll be miles away
While you bop some Jane or Mary

(Democrats)

We'll ignore the Constitution
We will screw the Middle Class
We'll send all their jobs to China...

(Pelosi & Reid)

Buggering the poor
Coddling the rich
Towing out the bankers
When they're in a ditch

(Barack)

Tomorrow? I am really scared
I am completely unprepared
I am completely unprepared

(Everyone)

We're all completely unprepared

(Daytime TV Viewers)

Tomorrow all our shows
Will be pre-empted, and we're sore!
One more yawn!
One more "gay"
One day more!