My cavity it hurt me so it never would relent
My friends they intervened and to the dentist I was sent
I said "sir, I'm told you have the tools for faulty tooth repair"
he said, "I'll fix your cavity, and soon it wont be there"

My cavity, My cavity, I so despised my cavity
It pained me every day and night,it truly was a tragedy
its throbbing stabbing pulsing pain was far too much to bear
the dentist fixed my cavity, my cavity's not there!

I may seek it in the mirror
opening wide as I may dare
but I tell you once and once again my cavity's not there!

My cavity was dark and black, a chasm in my tooth
it rivaled the grand canyon and I'm telling you the truth
I couldn't eat, I couldn't sleep, I couldn't yawn or scream
a totally surreal pain, like something from a dream

it caused me eyes to water and my jaw to ache and twitch
and when I tried to brush my teeth, it sure hurt like a BITCH!

My Cavity, my cavity, the dentist filled my cavity
I'm glad he did before my tooth resigned itself to gravity
now there's just a piece of silver stuck inside with greatest care
and after he was done I said "my cavity's not there!"

My dentist is a gentle soul, he nearly made it fun
and then after I spit in the bowl, he smiled and said "were done".

and when my molars burrow, or my eye teeth cease their blinking
or when my canines bark, or when my wisdom teeth stop thinking
if my cuspids turn to custard, my incisors past repair
I'll seek out the guy who made my cavity not there

My cavity, my cavity, he didn't fear my cavity
I told him it was bad, but still he treated it with levity
He filled it with amalgam, and filled out my treatment card
then I asked him how he did it and he said "it wasn't hard"

and of all the types of dentists whose skills are loved by all
I might mention prosthodontists who excel in proximal
they're nothing more than tinkers, just glorified tooth fairies
to the master of the quadrants
the constable of caries!

My cavity, My cavity, I so despised my cavity
It pained me every day and night,it truly was a tragedy
its throbbing stabbing pulsing pain was far too much to bear
the dentist fixed my cavity, my cavity
my cavity
my cavity
the dentist fixed my cavity my cavity's not there!