(Max)
Our good friend Chloe
Is not very showy

(Gidget)
I know, she's amazingly fat!

(Max)
She won’t eat her own food

(Gidget)
But we love her, dude

(Max and Gidget)
For she is our gang’s only cat!

(Max)
She's the cat we all greet
As she walks down the street
In her coat of fastidious blue

(Gidget)
No commonplace dogs
Can curl up like logs
Or chase laser-pointers, it’s true.

(Max)
In the whole of this city
There’s no better kitty
Than our dear feline friend who won’t fail!

(Max and Gidget)
And we're all of us proud
To be purred or meowed to
By Chloe the Cat with long tail!

(Dogs)
In the whole of this city
There’s no better kitty
Than our dear feline friend who won’t fail,
And we're all of us proud
To be purred or meowed to
By Chloe the Cat with long tail!

(Chloe)
My thoughts, they are occasional
About Max being sensational,
For he is a lot of fun.
But any she-cat
Can’t believe both in that
And the fact that when cats see dogs, we run.
For a similar reason,
When it’s dog-park season,
I’m found not outside, but at home.
But I’m frequently seen
Near the big TV screen
If my owner leaves me home alone!
In the season of chicken
I’m sure to be lickin’
My lips, to the fridge I will take.
And just after noon’s
Not a minute too soon
For a big piece of crème-frosted cake!
If I ever eat curry
My hair, soft and furry,
Will stand up with delight, I am certain!
And if I’m in a room
That feels just like a tomb
Then I’ll have fun by climbing the curtain!

(All pets)
In the whole of this city
There’s no better kitty
Than our dear feline friend who won’t fail,
And we're all of us proud
To be purred or meowed to
By Chloe the Cat with long,
Chloe the Cat with long,
Chloe the Cat with long tail.

(Gidget)
So much in this way
Passes on Chloe’s day.
She will come in and land with a “THUMP”!
It can be no surprise
That before our own eyes
She has grown so remarkably plump.
She's a twenty-four pounder!

(Chloe)
Then I’m still a bounder!

(Gidget)
And she's putting on weight every day!

(Chloe)
But I'm so well preserved
Just ‘cause I've observed
All my life a routine, so I’ll say!
I am still in my prime,
Sure to last out my time!

(Gidget)
And our dear friend, we know you won’t fail!

(All pets)
It must and it shall
Be spring down the hall
While Chloe holds up her long,
Chloe holds up her long,
Chloe holds up her long tail!