I Wanna Eat a Dog by Jeff “Dr Chordate” Moran

Oh, I wanna eat a dog.
I wanna barbecue.
Shepherds and poodles, mix in some noodles.
Wash it down with some brew.

Oh, I wanna eat a dog.
Munch on basset hounds.
The aroma I’ll sniff of a baked mastiff.
We’ll empty the town’s pounds.

Oh, I wanna eat a dog.
Yeah, a puppy or two.
Feed the family on beagles, even it it’s illegal.
And some collies and cockapoos.

Oh, I wanna make dog burps
When my stomach growls.
No dogs in the city? Bring on some kitties
And get rid of a few meows.

Oh, I wanna eat a dog.
And then lay around
With a bloated gut full of some poor mutt.
I just wanna eat a hound.