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Song Parodies -> "I Wanna Eat a Dog"
Original Song Title:
"I Wanna Be a Dog"
Original Performer:
Charlotte Diamond
Parody Song Title:
"I Wanna Eat a Dog"
Parody Written by:
Jeff "Dr Chordate" Moran
The Lyrics
I Wanna Eat a Dog by Jeff “Dr Chordate” Moran
Oh, I wanna eat a dog.
I wanna barbecue.
Shepherds and poodles, mix in some noodles.
Wash it down with some brew.
Oh, I wanna eat a dog.
Munch on basset hounds.
The aroma I’ll sniff of a baked mastiff.
We’ll empty the town’s pounds.
Oh, I wanna eat a dog.
Yeah, a puppy or two.
Feed the family on beagles, even it it’s illegal.
And some collies and cockapoos.
Oh, I wanna make dog burps
When my stomach growls.
No dogs in the city? Bring on some kitties
And get rid of a few meows.
Oh, I wanna eat a dog.
And then lay around
With a bloated gut full of some poor mutt.
I just wanna eat a hound.
Oh, I wanna eat a dog.
I wanna barbecue.
Shepherds and poodles, mix in some noodles.
Wash it down with some brew.
Oh, I wanna eat a dog.
Munch on basset hounds.
The aroma I’ll sniff of a baked mastiff.
We’ll empty the town’s pounds.
Oh, I wanna eat a dog.
Yeah, a puppy or two.
Feed the family on beagles, even it it’s illegal.
And some collies and cockapoos.
Oh, I wanna make dog burps
When my stomach growls.
No dogs in the city? Bring on some kitties
And get rid of a few meows.
Oh, I wanna eat a dog.
And then lay around
With a bloated gut full of some poor mutt.
I just wanna eat a hound.
Copyright 2024 by Jeffrey Moran
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Mom says puppy's days are through;
She's going to throw him in the stew.
Dead puppies aren't much fun.
She's going to throw him in the stew.
Dead puppies aren't much fun.
Stray dog wanders down the lane;
Grab that mutt for our food chain!
https://suno.com/song/433128fe-5585-448c-83eb-357c840265b9
Grab that mutt for our food chain!
https://suno.com/song/433128fe-5585-448c-83eb-357c840265b9
beagle/illegal is a nice rhyme!
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